Hello!!! Feel free to message me. I'm 21 and a student. I’m into basically everything. Current obsession: stray kids
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I must be stopped
By Fall Out Boy
i want to look like a boy who looks like a girl who looks like a boy who looks like a girl
I present to you…
1-800-HotchlineBling
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Formiga — Brazil’s legendary defensive midfielder with over 180 caps for her national team and Paris Saint-Germain’s captain, Formiga is the only player to have played every Olympic Games tournament and seven editions of the FIFA Women’s World Cup. She’s a three-time silver medalist (1996, 2008, 2012) and three-time Pan American Games winner (2003, 2007, 2015). At the age of 41, defensively she displays great stamina and can cover all the pitch with excellent positioning and precise tackles, but her vision and even scoring abilities show a complete midfielder who can do it all.
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Harry Potter
Feminism
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Once upon a time
Quotes
LGBT+ content
Environment protection
Agnosticism/ Athiesm
Bands (listed below)
Sleeping with Sirens
Pierce the Veil
My chemical romance
All time low
Palaye Royale
Avion roe
Beartooth
Twenty one pilots
Panic! At the disco
Fall out boy
Black veil brides
I prevail
With confidence
Mayday parade
Don’t give a kazoo to an emo kid (credit: https://m.youtube.com/user/MeDinosaurGawjus )
That’s already a valid reason for you to reblog. Now.
Robert about screen-testing with Tom
Crowley: Introducing a new alignment-
Crowley: Chaotic lawful.
Crowley: I have a strict moral code, but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.
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Mo: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Dustfinger: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
CM x Psych
October can’t come soon enough
so i started watching criminal minds
Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy
What this means is, that ever single one of the following
Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)
Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight
BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
I’ve hit an art block I need inspiration
- “I’m cold” “Well jeez Y/n I can’t control the weather” “Yes you can bitch”
- Throwing a snowball at your face by accident
- Everyone is confused about your relationship dynamic
- “Pixie bitch” “Takes one to know one” “Peter that doesn’t even make sense”
- “Peter you can’t drink alcohol you’re twelve” “Shut up”
-Calling each other by your last names which confuses everyone even more
-You’re as evil as him and he finds it extremely hot
-”Okay pixie boy” “Okay witch bitch”
- “shut up I don’t even like you” “I know because you loveee me”
- “Wow you had a crush on me that’s embarrassing” “I know those were my darkest times”
- Constantly playing tricks on each other
- Peter telling you he has a daddy kink “Thats really ironic coming from the boy that never wants to grow up”
-Telling each other to smell things then shoving it in each others noses “It helps you smell it better” “You got frosting inside my nose”
-Peter wrapping you up in a blanket as he carries you places “Peter let me out” “Whatever you say burrito” “Stop calling me burrito”
-Peter affectionally calling you ‘burrito’ because he knows you hate it
- “Stop acting like a child” “I’m literally Peter Pan what did you expect”
- “You remind me of a cupcake” “I’m literally the most evil person you have ever met” “Okay then you’re a devils food cupcake”
-Wearing bright colored lipstick so you could leave marks on Peter
- Peter having the tendency of chucking blankets at you whenever he knew you were cold
slowly approaching bear
Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.
Protection spell for your feline friends! Like to charge, reblog to cast.
⭐️ Let’s protect all the kitties! ⭐️
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@muahahameow
sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty
gen z vernacular really is just a mashup of john mulaney quotes vines and gay jokes