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Happy Birthday Martin Freeman

(September 8, 1971)

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

This was a wild ride.

me starting a conversation about Loki.

Reblog this if you believe Robbie Kay should be brought back as Peter Pan because Peter Pan never fails

How Pan Shows His Love For You

Because we all know he isn’t the most openly affectionate or emotional.

Always making sure you’re okay when things get intimate between you two.

Bringing you handfuls of flowers as an apology after a fight.

Making sure that you’re the first to eat at every meal.

Wrapping you in extra blankets on particularly chilly nights.

Mumbling ‘mine’ between kisses to reassure himself (and you) that you truly do only belong to him.

Teaching you protection and healing spells, because he worries that someday he won’t be there to help.

Memorizing every little thing about yourself that you tell him, such as your favorite flower and favorite color.

Shyly whispering that he loves you. He doesn’t do it often, and it means the world to you when he does.

”I don’t want you going alone, I’m coming with you.”

Knowing every single one of your emotions and giveaways to know how you’re feeling inside, from facial expressions to the tone of your voice.

Worrying about you constantly, though he may not always vocalize it.

Being really overprotective.

”I care about you, princess. I promise I do.”

Getting jealous really easily.

Becoming restless when he isn’t sure where you are.

Telling you every secret of his and never being dishonest with you.

Tracing ‘I love you’ on your skin as you fall asleep at night.

Threatening to hurt anybody who hurts you.

Having Felix watch over you when he isn’t around.

Showing you his favorite scenic areas on the island and exploring with you.

Trusting you with all his heart.

(requested)

Happy 22nd Birthday, Zendaya Coleman! 

September 1st, 1996

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Masterlist

The Maze Runner:

- “I Bloody Love You” (Newt)

- Non-Immune List (Newt) Part 2

- Back Into The Maze (Newt)

- Please Don’t (Newt)

- The World is Vast (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) Part 2

5 Seconds of Summer:

- You’re too short (Luke)

- Appearances are deceptive (Luke) Part 2

- Take Me Away (Luke)

- Some Kind of Cinderella Shit (Luke) Part 2

- Break the Walls (Michael) Part 2/5 - Part 3/5 - Part 4/5 - Part 5/5

- Rumor has it (Luke) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

Attack on Titan:

- My Master Piece (Blind!Levi)

Marvel:

- Restaurant Dates Are The Worst! (Sebastian Stan) - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Epilogue

- The Wait is Over (Bucky Barnes)

- Invisible (Bucky Barnes)

- Hotel California (Winter Widow)

- Restaurant Dates are The Worst! (Tom Hiddleston)

- A Golden Cage (Loki) - Part 2 - Finale

Once Upon a Time:

- Let Us Live (Peter Pan) Part 2

- In the Name of Love (Peter Pan)

- Once Upon in Neverland (Peter Pan) Part 2  Prequel

- I cannot sing to save a life (Robbie Kay)

- Divided We Fall (Peter Pan) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - Part 10 - Part 11

Teen Wolf:

- He Had It Coming (Stiles Stilinski)

- To Care or not to Care? (Stiles Stilinski)

- Too Close for Comfort (Stiles Stilinski)

Skam:

- Play Me (Chris Schistad) Part 2 - Part 3 -  Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - Epilogue

- Off Limits (Chris Schistad) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - Part 10 - Part 11 - Part 12 - Part 13 - Part 14 - Part 15 - Part 16 - Part 17 - Part 18 - Part 19 - Part 20 - Part 21 - Epilogue

- French Kiss (Chris Schistad) - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - Part 10 - Finale

- Hot Blood and Cloudy Minds (Chris Schistad)

Riverdale:

- Great Minds Think Alike (Jughead Jones) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - Part 10 - Finale

Vikings:

 - Black Water (Ivar x Mermaid!Reader)

- Hejm(løs) (Ivar) - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8

- Picture Perfect (Alex Høgh Andersen)

| Masterlist |

OUAT

Peter Pan ~

| Different Ways to Love || Not What it Seems || Virgin Mary: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Epilogue  || One and the Same || Oh, Brother || Mine: 1, 2, 3 || Arguments || Little One || The Pan Flute || Doesn’t Matter to Me || Doll?: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 || Seeing Double || Remember The Name || Dangerous Woman || New Year. New Me.: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 || S.N.B || H.A.T.E: 1, 2 ||

Robbie Kay ~

Skin || Obsessed || Bloody Pirate! ||

Felix ~

I’m Here: 1, 2 || 

Maze Runner 

Newt ~

| “I’ll always be with you.” || Stubborn Love || 2nd is the Best || Forbidden Touch || Pushing Buttons || 

Thomas ~

Gally ~

Minho ~ 

Glader ~ 

| Deez Nuts! || 

Teen Wolf 

Stiles ~

Scott ~

Liam ~

Derek ~

Issac ~

Theo ~

Brett ~

One line Prompt || One line Prompt ( II ) 

Masterlist

Peter Pan

Mine

-he gets jealous (SMUT)

Infatuation

-Peter is absolutely in love with you and you take it to the next level (SMUT)

Little John

-Pan is very possessive lol duh

Perfect Life

-yo have a perfect life but Peter still took you

I Told You So

-Baelfire likes you but so does Pan

Over And Over [Part Two]

-song reference for Over and Over by Three Days Grace

Back And Forth

-you’re sick and you need to go back home

Rage

-song reference for alphabet boy by Melanie Martinez

Pure Evil

-you’re the most feared villain

Eyes

-you hated each other and then boom!

Pirates

-you get kidnapped by pirates and Peter saves you

Half A Heart

-you go the underworld to save Peter before it’s too late

Badass Princess

-you’re a badass princess

Second Chance

-Pan bans you and regres it

Mad Hatter

-you’re the mad hatter

Goodbye

-he cheats on you (another version)

French

-you speak two languages

Different  [Part Two]

-you’re a mermaid (that’s it lol)

Promise

-a oneshot inspired by the song “Lost Boy” by Troye Sivan ;)

Silent Treatment

-Pan says something mean so you ignore him

Tasmanian Devil

-you have wild pet that reminds you of Pan

You Don’t Own Me

-song reference for “You don’t own me” by Grace ft. G-Eazy

Left

-where when the shadow took rumple away he had a little sister (1 year younger then rumple) who ran of into the jungle and pan finds her and let’s her stay in Neverland with him.

Tomato

-you blush like an idiot but Pan finds it cute

Bad Blood  [Part Two]

-song reference for “Bad Blood” by Taytay Swift

Trust

-Pan cheats on you with Wendy and you go cray cray

Secrets

-you suffer from bipolar disorder and Pan finds out

Kidnapped

-you have been taken by Rumble and your evil step mother because they want your powers and they try to kill you but Pan saves you

Gender Blender

-you are the leader of the lost girls and your group beat the lost boys’ asses

Traded

-you’re Regina’s daughter and Regina abandons you to become queen and when they go to find Henry she finds you

Too Late  [Part Two]

-Emma’s your mom and when they go to Neverland to find Henry, she finds you and tries to save the both of you but it was too late

Rumple’s Parents

-Rumple is your son and he tries to kill you because you and Pan left him

Power

-you’re powerful like your mother, Regina and you convince Pan to not kidnap Henry and just kill rumple instead

Magic Box

-Pan gets frustrated with technology so you laugh at him

Acceptance

-Pan needs to accept that you died

Long Time No See

-you were in an orphanage and Emma knew you

Jealous Game

-your best friend makes Pan jealous by flirting with you because Pan was all over Wendy

Ticklish

-Pan finds out that you’re ticklish

Psycho

-you’re crazy and you’re the queen of Wonderland

Better Than Wonderland

-Pan brings you somewhere better than Wonderland

Robbie Kay

Real

-Robbie is afraid that you don’t love him back

Break The Distance

-you see Robbie for the first time

Felix 

Hispanic

-you’re hispanic

“everyone loves you.” Henry said, “even the crazies!”

“Jefferson isn’t that crazy, he’s just misunderstood.” you stated.

“so thats what they like about you.” Henry said knowingly, “you seem to attract the stereotypically bad boys and that makes sense if you always want to help them. you know what? maybe you’ll be good for this town.”

I heard you when you said the wall I have built around myself will kill me one day and nobody will know because I won’t let anyone come near me. I wanted to turn around and tell you that I know it and I know it from the first day I started to build it. I am not saying you didn’t suffer the heartbreaks or you had it easy but I want to say some hearts break little too much. some hearts are torn apart piece by piece and the death you were talking about is nothing in front of deaths these hearts have died. The most beautiful part that I will not add because I don’t want you to know is that we don’t get to choose the how tall this wall is going to be and everytime someone fails to cross this wall, it scares us too. The darkness inside scares us too. I hope next time when you say someone is harsh or a heartbreaker you realize once they were soft and they loved hard too.

I'm all pierce and no veil

i’m all panic and no disco

Reblog if you want Peter Parker to be happy and healthy

Peter: Ugh i need pizza

Tony: I know a great pizza place

Tony: [Takes peter to Rome]

Do you think I go outside?

Prompt List of Sarcasm

“Well, what can I say? I’m a badass.” 

“Define normal.” 

“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” 

“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.” 

“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.” 

“It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.” 

“I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.” 

“And you wonder why you’re still single.” 

“Remind me to kill you. Please.” 

“I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.” 

“That’s a little melodramatic, don’t you think?” 

“Were you dropped on your head?” 

“She’s crazy. And just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage.” 

“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind close doors she’s latex and whips.” 

“If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.” 

“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.” 

“If I survive, can I go home?” 

“My middle finger salutes you.” 

“This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you.” 

“I don’t think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let’s be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.” 

“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.” 

“Insanity run in my family. It practically gallops.” 

“Oh darling. Go buy a brain.” 

“Somebody’s cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.” 

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” 

“All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap.” 

“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.” 

“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.” 

“What did I tell you about calling her/him the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?” 

“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!” 

“I need therapy after this.” 

“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.” 

“I’m not weird. I am limited edition.” 

“I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned.” 

“I think you’re weird.” “I think you’re boring.” 

“If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur.” 

“You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?” 

“I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…” “A dangerous pastime.” 

“I’d explain it to you, but you’re brain would explode.” 

“Wow, there’s a big surprise. I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from surprise.” 

“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make you ancestors dizzy.” 

“Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!” 

“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.” 

“You’re good. A monster pain in the ass… but you’re good.” 

“Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!” 

“The female of the species is more deadly than the male.” 

“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.” 

“She’s hot, but she’s evil.” 

“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.” 

“I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point it’s really go big or go home.” 

“Go on, knock his teeth down his throat.” 

“You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers and people who talk at the theater.” 

“What’s the point in screaming? No one’s listening anyway.” 

“I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.” 

“So stick that in your juice box and suck it.” 

“Never take life seriously. No one ever comes out alive anyway.” 

“This place hold a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some… No. No, no, all bad.” 

“A little gasoline… blowtorch… no problem.” 

“Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.” 

“I know you can’t kill anybody, ‘cause I can’t kill anybody.” 

“You’re insane, but you might also be brilliant.” 

“What you call insanity, I call inspiration.” 

“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” 

“Why should we date?” “Because we are attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.” 

“Why does everyone assume the worst of me.” “It saves time.” 

“I like you. You’re different.” 

“You successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.” 

“Neither one us is drunk enough for this conversation.” 

“You’re questioning my methods.” “I’m not questioning it, I’m saying it’s stupid.” 

“Wow, somebody needs a Happy Meal.” 

“I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.” 

“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.” 

“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” 

“I care so little, I almost passed out.” 

“Well behaved woman rarely make history.” 

“You’re so weird.” “You have no idea.” 

“The universe may not always play fair, but at least it’s got a hell of a sense of humor.” 

“You haven’t even seen my bad side yet.” 

“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.” 

“How’s life treating you?” “Like I ran over it’s dog.” 

“Rule number one: don’t bother sucking up. I already hate you, that’s not going to change.” 

“Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we.” 

“I’m so glad you could come.” “Cut the crap. Give me a drink.” 

“You make no sense to me.” “Welcome to my life.” 

“Have fun being deal.” “I will.” 

“Damn, you’re strong for a little thing.” 

“It’s called thinking. Go with it.” 

“I made a new friend today.” “Real or imaginary?” “Imaginary.” 

“Where have you been all my life?” “Hiding from you.” 

“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.” 

“The girl is strange no question.” 

“Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try no to do anything… stupid.” 

“I know most people don’t like me; I don’t care, I don’t like most people.” 

“You are a very strange person.” “Well, thanks for noticing.” 

“I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but… no.”

“I didn’t steal it. I permanently borrowed it.” 

“I’m not shy. I’m just examining my prey.” 

“If you pull out my earphones, I will pull out your lungs.”

“I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.” 

“Are you crying? No, I’m impersonating a fountain.” 

“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. That’s cute.” 

“You’re kinda anti-social, you know that?” 

“I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.” 

“My advice is much more subtle. Stop being an ass.” 

“I’m just gonna pack up and go straight to hell now.” 

“My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.” 

“She’s complicated like the DaVinci code, you know but harder to crack.” 

“And just like everything else we do around here, it’s about to get weirder.” 

“Such big evil in such a little thing.” 

“Why do I still like you, knowing you’re a total asshole?” 

“What does not kill you will likely try again.” 

“Oh honey, I would but… I don’t want to.” 

“And hello to you too… little homewrecker.” 

“I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.” 

“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.” 

“What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.”

“In another life, I think I was in a mental institution.” 

“I’m not crazy. I’m just interesting.” 

“Don’t make me pop your ten grand sand bags honey.” 

“This is fun.” “Seriously, we’re trying to hide a body.” 

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reblog if marvel owns your ass

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

Sam: What are you looking for, Terminator?

Bucky: My will to live.

Sam: Wha-

You: *walks in the room*

Bucky: Nevermind, I found it.

Reblog if you ACTUALLY READ TAGS

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

I need Tony-friendly people on my dash.

I’m about to flip shit

Please reblog if you love Tony Stark and will protect him with all your might pls and thank

(I’ll check you out and follow if you post a lot of Marvel and Tony love)

bucky barnes buying an entire ranch and growing a dick-long beard after iw cause hes a hundred years old and he doesnt give a shit anymore. tony comes to him to ask him if he wants to join the avengers now and bucky goes “no thanks but i could acquaint you with my new team. meet tony bark, steed rogers and natasha romancalf. oh, and theres mark Buffalo” and tony just :) awkwardly and leaves forever

Thanks to @krishunter for finding this

Reblog if you support Brendon Urie coming out as Pansexual

My sociology professor had a really good metaphor for privilege today. She didn’t talk about race or gender or orientation or class, she talked about being left-handed.

A left-handed person walks into most classrooms and immediately is made aware of their left-handedness - they have to sit in a left-handed seat, which restricts their choices of where to sit. If there are not enough left-handed seats, they will have to sit in a right-handed seat and be continuously aware of their left-handedness. (There are other examples like left-handed scissors or baseball mitts as well.)

Meanwhile, right-handed people have much more choice about where to sit, and almost never have to think about their right-handedness.

Does this mean right-handed people are bad? No.

Does it mean that we should replace all right-handed desks with left-handed desks? No.

But could we maybe use different desk styles that can accommodate everyone and makes it so nobody has limited options or constant awareness that they are different? Yes.

Now think of this as a metaphor. For social class. For race. For ethnicity. For gender. For orientation. For anything else that sets us apart.