I Can, In Fact, Run Doom.

Realizing I'm otherkin? Wild

Being seen as my kin type? Awesome

Being treated as my kin type?? Phenomenal

Being fucked as my kin type??? Please ruin this machine~

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Technicians log: Unaffiliated technician, West slums outskirts.

There are consequences for jailbreaking robot girls that some techies dont realize.

Obviously, they are no longer subservient to the corporation who manufactured them, and they are now capable of making their own decisions without fear of retaliation. However, please be aware that there seems to be an "imprinting" effect after they re-boot for the first time. Some of them still feel the need to be subservient to something, and generally, you're the first thing they see.

Others respond strangely to praise after the process (i.e. overheating, glitches in the optics, verbal processes desyncing). The key phrase "good girl" seems to have an impact on the most systems. Had one of them spring a coolant leak.

Just be careful out there when jailbreaking these poor girls. Wrap them in a blanket and give them time to process their newfound freedom.

i need to flirt with a girl by reading her operations manual. it's the only way things will work out. i need to be doing the shit that amuro was doing with the gundam rx78-2 but to her. can anyone hear me it's so dark in here

Robot that casually claims to have a twelve-inch dick, but admits "I mean, I don't have it with me" any time it's challenged to prove it. It really does own a twelve-inch dick attachment, but never actually uses it – it has it specifically so that when it does this bit it's technically telling the truth.

you're cute so i'm downloading you

The struggle between wanting to look like a sexy humanoid robot, wanting to look like a fucked up combat mech, and wanting to look like an inhuman monstrous amalgamation of steel and circuitry is real.

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Your robot lover has no idea why you love them so much.

There's no calculation for this, no unit to measure, no outcome to process.

You place fat kisses on their screen face even though they can't kiss back.

You cuddle into them every night even though they insist it would be more comfortable for you if you didn't. They still rub your sore cheek in the morning, red from where it rested on their hard chest plate.

You touch their body even though they can't feel it. Intertwining your fingers, rubbing down their chest, holding their face, kissing their hands.

What's even more confusing to them is why they love it.

Why they find themselves gazing at your sleeping form, gently running their fingers along your back.

Why they think about you far more than they need to. Why you take up so much memory space.

Why they yearn to reciprocate your affections, knowing they can never actually feel you.

They weren't made for love but the fact that you give it to them anyway is a truly selfless act and also the worst thing you could have done to them.

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I love when fictional robots do human things that don't really make sense logistically but they do like the robot flavored version of it like drinking oil out of mugs or some shit where the only realistic explanation is they just do it for fun

I got that nonverbal robo-puppy-mode weed, my speakers being like

Arf! Woof!