I Genuinely Think That Things Started To Go Downhill After I Stopped Seeing Faces In Literally Everything

the ringworm that's been piloting me like a mech since 2018: watch another yourube short

whew this blew up follow me for more bangers 🔥

IF ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKER CALLS ME A CATBOY I WILL SHIT ON THEIR CARPET AND PISS IN THEIR EYES

i hope that in some universe im feeding chickens and tapping trees in a village of <200 people

she secured on my d boy til i activate site warhead

I've been getting kinda into scp stuff lately, and the memes are so funny cause it's just shit like

She [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] until I [DATA EXPUNGED]

And it makes me lose it every time for no fucking reason

badonkers are signs of femininity and big hands are a sign of masculinity. thinking gmmmgh good to hold vs gmmmgh good to be held with. shrimple

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

i listen to jermacore and fuck robots while waiting for the recreational nyquil to kick in . Bill Gates envisioned this i sawe it in My dream

give me whimsy or give me death

fat dudes with big beards are the chillest people on the planet and i am requesting a formal study on the topic

i wish everyone who draws this kind of eyebrows a very good character design