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strade n medic would be good friends i think. like cmon theyre sharing a beer laughing about the skeleton story Right Now
bottom surgery wait list so long im going to the gallows to get hung
(white girl party gossip voice) omg do you smoke crack with that mouth
do you smoke crack with that mouth
i wish everyone who draws this kind of eyebrows a very good character design
i genuinely think that things started to go downhill after i stopped seeing faces in literally everything and making friends with them in my head
fat dudes with big beards are the chillest people on the planet and i am requesting a formal study on the topic
badonkers are signs of femininity and big hands are a sign of masculinity. thinking gmmmgh good to hold vs gmmmgh good to be held with. shrimple
being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze
the ringworm that's been piloting me like a mech since 2018: watch another yourube short
i listen to jermacore and fuck robots while waiting for the recreational nyquil to kick in . Bill Gates envisioned this i sawe it in My dream
everyone who was on the design team for boobs should get a raise
do you smoke crack with that mouth
whew this blew up follow me for more bangers 🔥
IF ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKER CALLS ME A CATBOY I WILL SHIT ON THEIR CARPET AND PISS IN THEIR EYES
i sit alone at a table with an assortment of lotions, a blank tiermaker page, and a straw
buddy is NOT surviving this encounter
meeting the personification of an abstract yet omnipresent concept in your dreams is definitely one of the experiences ever
5 things you see 4 things you feel 3 things you hear 2 things you smell 1 thing you taste isnt enough i need to merge with the walls
stimming in front of people is so embarrassing like ooo look at me shaking my hands like neurodivergent little FREAK who has to step away from the conversation for a few seconds id rather be dead
she secured on my d boy til i activate site warhead
I've been getting kinda into scp stuff lately, and the memes are so funny cause it's just shit like
She [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] until I [DATA EXPUNGED]
And it makes me lose it every time for no fucking reason
i hope that in some universe im feeding chickens and tapping trees in a village of <200 people
dropping effervescent tablets in with my fish food so the piscine sinners who eat their forbidden fruits float up to the surface and i can harvest them like ripe cranberries
give me whimsy or give me death