I Dont Give A SHIT About FUCK. I'll Put You In A Goddamn Box You Ugly Some Of A Bitch. Tenderly Nibble

what if we romantically swapped ssh keys (>\\\<)

i went to the dentist and i made sure not to swallow a single time while the lady was working in my mouth, in hopes that it would let her know about my gag reflex. just In Case

on the whole I would like to see more ppl embracing the positive power of patricide

what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image

seeing this post immediately made me think of the time my mom was driving me home from school and randomly asked "do you want to get circumcised," to which i replied "no... what?" and she said ok and we never talked about it again

ngl for lot of my life i thought parents sitting their kids down and telling them how babies are made was just a thing they made up for comedies on tv so now im curious how common it actually is.

btr does have a bit of a group project vibe, especially compared to something like k-on. kinda feels like none of them would hang out if they weren't doing music (except for maybe nijika and ryo), which is maybe closer to the vibe of an actual band? honestly makes the show better imo

get it twisted, the only way for you to make friends is to get so good at something that everyone else becomes forced to keep you around. make them need you or you'll be thrown away.

desperately trying to crane my neck around 180° but i can't get there. she's laughing at me i'm so embarrassed...

sometimes when a youtuber runs out of ideas they'll do some shit like "I Got Tricked By My Friends Into Going Skydiving And It Was Crazy!!!!!" and like

isn't the point of skydiving getting to know a cute instructor and then getting harnessed to her chest and pushed out of the airplane together and noticing that she seems to really enjoy watching you flail around and panic, and then when she finally decides to activate the parachute you spend a few tender moments floating to the ground as she caresses you and tells you that you're so brave and adorable for her?

i feel like nobody understands these things like i do. mr beast should hire me.

thinking of ways to remove humor from my life

Got some great photos of the lunar eclipse tonight using a telescope ^^

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