Dan: I like your new pants!
Phil: Oh, uh, thanks! They were 50% off
Dan: I’d like them better if they were 100% off
Phil: The store can’t just give away clothes for free
Dan: No, that’s not what I meant-
Phil: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Dan!
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I have a very unique version of Bendy that I like to draw and I’m not sure why I always over create an existing monster.
And a new episode with Bendy and friends! Staring in: Inescapable anxiety!
one of the anons said angel Ethan would have healing powers and someone else asked why i dont draw more tythan if i like it, so heRE YA GO. Tyler constantly getting himself injured and roughousing because Angel Ethan is always so touchy and close when hes healing someone. Bonus, Mark finds out, and like everything, is a dick about it:
Im really really sorry if I’m mischaracterizing your au, @crankxplier but I hope you still like it!!!
It was worth a wound—it was worth many wounds—to know the depth of loyalty and love which lay behind that cold mask (…) For the one and only time I caught a glimpse of a great heart as well as of a great brain.
Madpat messing with Austin the first time, vs Madpat messing with Austin the 50th time.
Madpat is still scary and it still can be torture, but i just want to draw Austin at the point where hes just sick of madpats shit like “we get it, you’re a spooky murderer, go fuck yourself, youre not gonna kill me, i bring too much ad revenue. ” and Madpat is salty but also u rite tho.
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