Biscuit

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

love is stored in the bite mark

“a vampire biting you would hurt, you know” yeah man that’s the point. part of it

introverted until someone mentions vampires. then i lose myself in the lore & become a deranged little freak.

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

she could shoot me in the kneecaps, and i’d crawl to thank her for the experience