Serving Hunt

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kassandra ✨

by Brendon Burton

sword lesbian this gun bisexual that. what about the axe lesbian

diversity win! the viking burning your monastery is a lesbian

yall ever get emotional thinking about the rosetta stone

I want a shirt that’s like those y2k blinged out baby ts but it says butch bait in rhinestones

Instead of christmas music stores should play tracks off of kate bush's hit 1985 album "hounds of love"

me: sigh...

her: babe what's wrong? usually you love doing this

me: *standing at the larger of the two steles that flank the entrance to the land of the dead, listlessly tallying the steady flow of souls and engraving the names of the cruel-hearted among them* idk.. :/

her: aw baby. would it cheer you up if we switched places for a little while?

me: yeah maybe *goes to the stele which records the names of the kind-hearted* hey check this out *puts her name on it*

her: aw! :)

me: :)

spirit of a warrior, slain by his lover after they found themselves on opposite sides of a battle: wails

Idea for a dating app where you get a notification every time someone swipes left. Just makes you feel like absolute shit