Buy Ur Man Some Nice Jewelry Like A Shock Collar And A House Arrest Anklet

Idk who needs to hear this, but god’s plan for you is to read your little gay fanfictions don’t worry you’re not wasting your time

Actress, Miriam Margolyes: When you know your worth, you know your worth.

do it scared. do it terrified. do it with the fear of god sunken into your bones. do it with your eyes closed. do it trembling. but by everything, you have to do it

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lowkey ally being the most experienced d20 player at the table is kinda cool. pointing out the driving skill on ify’s sheet and doing the quick math for Jacob’s explosions is neat as hell, especially since they started as the least experienced at the table.

michael awareness poster

surely this has been done before

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

Do you guys have the period symptom where you need raw meat, this is Not a joke, I would demolish a very rare steak rn, im gonna have tuna steak for tea and then just sear the sides enough to be normal, do you guys have the raw meat craving