Do You Guys Have The Period Symptom Where You Need Raw Meat, This Is Not A Joke, I Would Demolish A Very

Sorry that I saw a sapphic ship and went crazy, it will happen again

Hannibal 3.12 The number of the beast is 666 | 3.13 The Wrath of The Lamb

"you're so quiet" sorry i forgot i have free will

Someone lock me up, this made me so emotional bro

AO3 Comments are SO SO SOOOOOOO important because you can only leave Kudos ONCE. You add to the hit count ONCE (every 24 hours).

So whenever someone updates their fic, the ONLY way an author knows who their regular readers are is if they comment on each chapter. And we WANT to know who's still reading.

Believe it or not, some of us think about the name that pops up constantly in the comments and go "omg I can't wait to see what they think of THIS SPECIFIC SCENE cuz I KNOW they'll say something about it!!!"

(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

rewatched gravity falls hehe

get the print here :]

Idk who needs to hear this, but god’s plan for you is to read your little gay fanfictions don’t worry you’re not wasting your time

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen