Vastnessenjoyer - Ophie

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists

This is how Hannibal looks when he’s visiting crime scenes

sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

A redraw of an old Tim piece, because this song always hits me in the TMA feels

Okay so this is totally random, but if you were in Paris’s position and had to choose between Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite as the fairest, who would you have chosen?

personally I would kill myself

there's a point in your life on the internet where "oh, it's a weird sex thing" becomes reassuring. there's so many worse reasons that people do things. fly your flag mate

Disco metal Dancing in the moonlight Dancing in the shadows Metal in da house

I love how Brennan is STEADFAST in refusing to let the queerness in NSBU lead to any sort of negative outcomes from NPCs.

Paula keeps accidentally playing Jack as gay? Everyone’s fine with that.

Kingskin’s a bicon? Of course he is, it’s on the poster!

Jennifer Drips and G13 keep being referred to by different pronouns over time? Not a problem boss.