Sorry That I Saw A Sapphic Ship And Went Crazy, It Will Happen Again

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

My favourite trope has to be:

I sacrificed myself to save you. I didn't plan to survive. I burnt all the bridges. I intended to break your heart with my death, but that would be all right, because I wouldn't be around to see you. I pretended that you'll mourn me for a while and move on. I convinced myself I was going down in the blaze of glory. That my deed was appreciated. That everything was going to be all right afterwards, and I didn't need to be there to see it.

But I survived. And now I have to look you in the eye. I have to pick up the pieces of the life I shattered and figure out how to put it back together. If it can be done at all.

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

yes babe your player character looks gnc af now will you please roll initiative

[guy who hasn't realized they're a lab animal in a cage yet voice] i love my wire mother even though her cold sharp edges cut me when i try to cling to her. she provides me with everything i need to survive and to ask for anything more would be excessive and ungrateful. this is my decision. given the choice i would make it again.

Some edits I made :)

(Image ID: 1. A white ceramic dog statue painted white with brown stains and chips, it has two heads and four horns.

2. A black and white cat head on a human body wearing a pink dress and bow.

3. A lion statue in grey scale with blue eyes and a pink tongue looking disoriented. There’s a halo and stars around its head.

4. A tiger with a blue hat, neck ruffle, and blanket on its back. It’s standing on a orange rubber bristle ball with eyes.

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Sources

1. Dog Statue

2. Girl Statue and Cat Head

3. Lion

4. Tiger and Ball

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

Actress, Miriam Margolyes: When you know your worth, you know your worth.

it still comes as a surprise that closeness cannot be achieved from a safe distance

Will in this hat