Downtime (long Rest)

I like Dang. I’ve latched onto him

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

jon and elias as gothic doubles (previously mentioned here)

1: Radiance, Catherynne M. Valente // 2, 6: MAG 92 - "Nothing Beside Remains" // 3, 11, 14, 23: William Wilson, Edgar Allan Poe // 4: MAG 114 - "Cracked Foundation" // 5: The Book of Imaginary Beings, Jorge Luis Borges // 7: Gothic, Fred Botting // 8: MAG 148 - "Extended Surveillance" // 9: NBC Hannibal S02E12 - "Tome-wan" // 10: Season 4 Q+A Part 2 // 12: NBC Hannibal S03E10 - "And the Woman Clothed in Sun" // 13: MAG 194 - "Parting" // 15: MAG 160 - "The Eye Opens" // 16: NBC Hannibal S02E01 - "Kaiseki" // 17: House of Psychotic Women, Kier-La Janisse // 18, 20: MAG 200 - "Last Words" // 19, 21: Frankenstein, Mary Shelley // 22: NBC Hannibal S03E12 - "The Wrath of the Lamb"

something something i was never who you wanted me to be

yes babe your player character looks gnc af now will you please roll initiative

all of humanity in his hands

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

new level of tma saturation reached: saw a graphic with an inspirational quote like, “be your own best friend,” and thought, “the lonely is running a pinterest board. that’s smart.”

"you're so quiet" sorry i forgot i have free will