'Folgers Incest Commercial: Stancest Edition!'

'Folgers Incest Commercial: Stancest edition!'

In the Stancest discord I promised someone (I don't remember who, this was weeks ago) that I would write a fic about that stupid coffee commercial staring our favorite idiots! So, I did that and it almost killed me, but here it is! Happy holidays!

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1 month ago

Everytimes - Ethel cain

Yippie! Another silly animetic💞💞💞💞💞 bc, like i said, i'm on a journey to draw them to as much song from her as possible. N i meant it. 80s them (n some older them) r so Ethel coded in some aspect soooo YEP! The icarus aspect of Ford n (very little bc i write him as trying not to fall. So it's a silly thought💔) Daedalus aspect of Stan. Anyway,,

Cw for a bit, like, very little flash. N some blood. Also NOT a ship💔

Also separate drawing under cut!

Everytimes - Ethel Cain
Everytimes - Ethel Cain
Everytimes - Ethel Cain
Everytimes - Ethel Cain
Everytimes - Ethel Cain
Everytimes - Ethel Cain
Everytimes - Ethel Cain
Everytimes - Ethel Cain
Everytimes - Ethel Cain
Everytimes - Ethel Cain

I forgor i can only post like, 10, so yea


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4 months ago

note to self: write a fic outline later for Accidental Pinecest AU so you can write it after finishing s2

tl;dr dipper disguises himself for an investigation of a monster & mabel gets a new Summer Romance without realizing her mysterious crush is her own brother this time. dipper is panicking the whole time but can't find it within himself to clear the misunderstanding when mabel is so happy

1 month ago

So anyways I think the worst part about Emma May is that she was so so loved. Fidds almost destroyed a city because she left him. Can you imagine loving someone that much? To the point of wanton destruction? She just couldn’t give him what he truly wanted so she lost her place in his list of priorities. He got carried away in Ford’s dazzling world and forgot that she was a person who needed companionship and attention, that she wasn’t just a concept to yearn for from a distance. Fiddleford forgot that she was a person a PERSON and all we see is this negative space, a garage in Palo Alto, an imprint left in their marriage bed, half a face on his desk, this forensic scattering left in her son’s existence and a crazed lunatic missing a Family, a Wife. She once existed. And he dug such a deep well of sadness within her that she quite literally disappeared completely from the narrative. Something something there’s a particularly cruel pain left by the selfishness of kindhearted men. Emma May, was it worth it?


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4 weeks ago
Helping Out A Friend Make A Gravity Falls Dating Sim!
Helping Out A Friend Make A Gravity Falls Dating Sim!

helping out a friend make a gravity falls dating sim!

- game creator @zombifedphantomdamion + his post with more info about the game

- logo by @call-me-clevy

Helping Out A Friend Make A Gravity Falls Dating Sim!
Helping Out A Friend Make A Gravity Falls Dating Sim!

(have the sketches too cause i think they're cute <3)

2 weeks ago
Comic I Made For The @fiddlefordmcgucketzine! Pretty Old But I Hope People Enjoy This Nevertheless! Rip
Comic I Made For The @fiddlefordmcgucketzine! Pretty Old But I Hope People Enjoy This Nevertheless! Rip

Comic I made for the @fiddlefordmcgucketzine! Pretty old but I hope people enjoy this nevertheless! rip quality.

4 months ago
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics
Song: When She Loved Me By Sarah McLachlan / Stancest Told In Lyrics

Song: When She Loved Me by Sarah McLachlan / stancest told in lyrics

4 weeks ago

List of my favourite posts under the cut.

Random

Codes!!

Magic 8 ball (i'm crying)

Bring Ford (im going to claw my skin off)

ALEX NO

Theraprism Escape

Stan and Ford are so alike it makes me sick

Dipper misunderstands a term

Ffiddleford... oauayghb

How do triangles reproduce??

Jhohhh my god......

Theme song every other beat... both of em..

How (not) to draw gruncle stan

Daddy issues

Alex i cant believe you said this

Bill >:)

ARO FORD AND MABEL <3

Fics!!!

My favourite fic i've ever read (goldilocks)

Outfits

Mabel!

Adult mabel & dipper

Stans!!

AUs / Headcanons

Ford Joined Bill During Weirdmageddon

Android Bill

Chronic Pain Ford

Fidds "Saves" Ford (op i am in yuor walls)

Needed to save this one

Trans Fiddleford & Stanford

Oh god..dipper....

Im abour to cry so hard i puke

THE MAGNUD ARCHIVEF

You do,t.understand,i'm sobbing(stargazing)

Alone Together

Billford Saves

Cover Ford In Blood Yippeeeeeeee

Dont bite him u freakk

Ford Measuring Bill

They're both monsterfuckers

This one

I laughed so fucking hard i love this

Isosceles triangles don't have right angles

Hoh my god LICKING HIM???ghfg

STOP LICKING HIM FJDJFHFFG

Starman

U think u can jst break up with me. Stupid

Hohhgh my fucking god

Yeah

Corrections

You'll Be Back Animatic (holy FUCCKKKK)

Ohhb the cutiesss

Yesss measure that triangle

Play bongos on his ass. Sure whatever man.

Ford² Saves

Iouh my GOD fuck

Oaauygh good Ford² content

MORE good ford²content

Ford is fucking dense

Gut-wrenching. I am going to cry.

Stancest Saves

A Little Heart To Heart

3 weeks ago

Was rereading journal 3 and like. When Fiddleford and Ford are talking about their dreams Fiddleford mentions he wants to return back to California after the portals done and become a successful independent inventor, and make things that help people.

And like at first I'm like oh yeah it's another thing to showcase how kind Fiddleford is (and to also compare Fiddleford to Ford and the difference in their dreams etc). But... The thing is this conversation is right before the gremloblin incident that causes Fiddleford to make the memory gun. And Fiddleford expressly in the show talks about how the memory gun can 'help' people. And how he starts the cult as a way he can 'help' people. His invention to help people ends up being the memory gun.

And I think there's something really ironic here. That at first Fiddleford's desire to help is seen as a good thing, but underlying it, it's deeply problematic (and ends up abusive) when you connect it to the memory gun. And it comes down to that even if you believe you know best, removing people's autonomy to make decisions for others is generally not helping people. It's actually more harmful, and just because you have good intentions doesn't mean that changes the outcome.


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5 months ago
Fanart For One Of My Favorite Bits From @littlelilliana15‘s Fic Right Here!
Fanart For One Of My Favorite Bits From @littlelilliana15‘s Fic Right Here!

Fanart for one of my favorite bits from @littlelilliana15‘s fic right here!

I’m a sucker for a protective Ford and an even bigger sucker for Stan getting some hurt/comfort. I highly recommend giving it a read!

5 months ago
In Which A Sphere Regrets Teaching A Square How To Write

in which a sphere regrets teaching a square how to write

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