Smosh Games Collab!

just a short 29-hour binge

Imagine showing up to work one day and people are like "jesus fucking christ there's a corpse in here", herd you to the back room and everyone who sees you also agrees that there is now a dead body where you are sitting, with the appropriate amount of shock and disgust about it. You figure it's some kind of a prank that they're pulling, but also the people that you know aren't into pranks, or aren't very good actors, are treating you like a corpse. They go weirdly back and forth between talking about you as if you're not there, and politely asking you to stay still while they figure out who you're supposed to call in case of a dead body randomly appearing.

Paramedics show up, study you thoroughly and agree that while they can't see any apparent sign of death, you are, indeed, dead, and ask you to climb aboard the ambulance. You're taken to the temporary corpse storage that hospitals have.

On the way there you ask them whether this kind of shit happens often, and while they won't look at you, the paramedics agree that they've never had a talking corpse before, though they won't question the fact that you're moving on your own.

You're eventually led to a morgue, where you're shown a slab to lay on, and at this point you don't really even question it, you just climb onto the Corpse Shelf and lay down, maybe have a little nap, with no idea what's going to happen next.

Then you wake up to someone walking into the morgue, who has the shit scared out of them when you move, and they're like "dude what the fuck, you're not supposed to be here, this place is for storing dead bodies" and when you're like "aw man sorry I thought I was a dead body" they have no idea whether you're joking and they don't care, you're just chased out of there.

And you just kinda go home and take a shower, show up to work normally the next day and nobody questions it.

And basically that's probably how those ants feel when scientists spray them with the Pheromone That Dead Ants Smell Like, and just hang out at the dead-ant-pile until the smell wears off.

My take away from the Goomer pinboard section is that Goomer x Ray/Captain Man is actually THE ship. Childhood rivals, you were beautiful, reconnecting years later. Goomer, after years of mistreatment and manipulation, finally being shown so kindness by Ray. Who yes, is immature, but ultimately still a force for good, who could help Goomer see all the ways he's been treated badly by others, and redeem him from villain lackey to hero sidekick.

Also, it's himbo x himbo.

“KIDS THESE DAYS HAVE SUCH SHORT ATTENTION SPANS!!!”

Ma’am, kids these days are watching 8 hour long video essays about 2010’s nickelodeon sitcoms…

There was no heterosexual explanation for that line.

Answering important fan questions on Patreon!

beck: Guys… I just found out I’m gonna be a father!

feeling: Pregnant

Had a shitty day so here’s Jade West, painted on procreate with my finger (I left my pen at home so that I wouldn’t be tempted to draw)

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