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more victorious memes hello

me clicking on the new 40hr @quinton-reviews video

@quinton-reviews what the actual fuck

No seriously what the actual fuck this is insane you and your dad are insane I am laughing and crying

I've been off my phone. Dear lord.

I'm about to have a bad time.

I'm about to have a bad time.

cannot stop thinking about how tori has "i kissed a girl" written on her locker while talking to jade dkjfhsdf

I saw this and automatically thought of them... I wanted to work a little more with a lineless style tho

Tori and Jade:

Jade is the green one and Tori the purple one

Had a shitty day so here’s Jade West, painted on procreate with my finger (I left my pen at home so that I wouldn’t be tempted to draw)

Beck: Just watched racing with Sinjin and it was cool? Maybe I'll ask him on a 2nd date.

Feeling: Bi and Flirty

what bozo decided chickens are for eating but rats get a free ride???

feeling: hungry 😉

sinjin: Just found out about periods. Why did God do this to our women?

feeling: feminist

tori is literally the worst character (derogatory) (affectionate)

Imagine showing up to work one day and people are like "jesus fucking christ there's a corpse in here", herd you to the back room and everyone who sees you also agrees that there is now a dead body where you are sitting, with the appropriate amount of shock and disgust about it. You figure it's some kind of a prank that they're pulling, but also the people that you know aren't into pranks, or aren't very good actors, are treating you like a corpse. They go weirdly back and forth between talking about you as if you're not there, and politely asking you to stay still while they figure out who you're supposed to call in case of a dead body randomly appearing.

Paramedics show up, study you thoroughly and agree that while they can't see any apparent sign of death, you are, indeed, dead, and ask you to climb aboard the ambulance. You're taken to the temporary corpse storage that hospitals have.

On the way there you ask them whether this kind of shit happens often, and while they won't look at you, the paramedics agree that they've never had a talking corpse before, though they won't question the fact that you're moving on your own.

You're eventually led to a morgue, where you're shown a slab to lay on, and at this point you don't really even question it, you just climb onto the Corpse Shelf and lay down, maybe have a little nap, with no idea what's going to happen next.

Then you wake up to someone walking into the morgue, who has the shit scared out of them when you move, and they're like "dude what the fuck, you're not supposed to be here, this place is for storing dead bodies" and when you're like "aw man sorry I thought I was a dead body" they have no idea whether you're joking and they don't care, you're just chased out of there.

And you just kinda go home and take a shower, show up to work normally the next day and nobody questions it.

And basically that's probably how those ants feel when scientists spray them with the Pheromone That Dead Ants Smell Like, and just hang out at the dead-ant-pile until the smell wears off.

love, it’s what makes a subaru a subaru…

Based on

“KIDS THESE DAYS HAVE SUCH SHORT ATTENTION SPANS!!!”

Ma’am, kids these days are watching 8 hour long video essays about 2010’s nickelodeon sitcoms…

Can the trend of stupid long video essays about children shows of questionable quality never end please? I need them

On my Jori grind. U know this scene?

If your sapphic ship has never tried to kill each other, or at the very least hated each other, is it really valid?

Smosh Games Collab!

Please check this out if you haven't seen it, I'm so proud of this collab! The team did such an awesome job, the editing is amazing!

Answering important fan questions on Patreon!