Rating The Links On How Well They Could Do Taxes, From “what Are Taxes” To “semi-functional Adult”

Rating the links on how well they could do taxes, from “what are taxes” to “semi-functional adult”

Wild: taxes disappeared after the calamity, and they don’t feature in any of the memories that he’s regained

Hyrule: this boy lives in a cave, if he’s ever heard of taxes it was only in passing

Wind: he’s a child, what 14 year old knows anything about taxes

Time: I think we can all agree that Malon does his taxes for him

Sky: I don’t know if skyloft has taxes, but if it does then he’s pretty ok at them

Twilight: not the best at it, but he can do them

Legend: you need to know at least a little bit about taxes to properly evade them

Four: runs his own blacksmithing business, he can do taxes

Warriors: close with the royal family and probably the most functional adult of the chain, he can do taxes

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1 year ago

"I did not think I'd ever use it like this," the boy muttered next to batman.

It was comically, with the police and ambulance lighting up the entire area.

Danny, being himself, had gotten curious and accidentally busted a human trafficking ring, which ended up with batman and his kids (?) doing the fighting and the police being called.

"Son, solving crime doesn't mean you didn't trespass and break into someone's property, I will have to take you back to the station—"

"I have diplomatic immunity."

Officer Gordon stood still for a moment, progressing.

"You can't really, err— put me to prison." The boy took his phone out, stopped at a picture, and showed it to the officer and batman.

The vigilante confirmed his identity with a jerky nod, and Gordon is pinching his brows.

"Son– no offence your... majesty, why are you in Gotham of all places?"

The boy now identified as Daniel Phantom, prince of the other and currently the reigning monarch of another realm.

In gotham.

"Okay, so," Danny coughs, embarrassed. "I'm on university search and gotham had this really cool space science programm. I really wanted to see it."

(Once they checked his papers and got his statement, did they let him leave to his hotel + some of his squad going along for protection measure.

Gordon heaved a sigh, "We can be glad it wasn't the joker. That would have made headlines." and slumb in his seat.

Batman grunts, a sound the officer knows too well.

"You're gonna look out for the kid?"

Another grunt.

"Good, because Gotham help us all if that kid gets hurt.")

1 week ago
Catfish

catfish

1 year ago

Imagine the batkids fuck up major and a batdad had to step in and clean up their mistake

Everyone kinda embarrassed because of their blunder and Jason is lashing out to protect himself from shame

Dick is joining is cause well he feels bad about it being his idea

Now Tim is arguing too

Damian wants to feel involved and u can’t convince me other wise

Bruce is trying ti make a point about safety thats just fully derailed

Anyway Danny as Fenton is just there in the background around all the bad guys he took out before Bruce actually got there like “awkward” but the moment he tries to just tippytoe his way out Bruce turns to point at him “and don’t think you are getting out of this. Your grounded too”

He just freezes. Can batman do that? Is he legally allowed to do that? Wait what does Batman mean by grounded?!!? Whats his move here.

“Everyone in the batmobile we will discuss this more in the morning”

Oh ok thats his move. Ok yea Batman just grounded him. He better go.

So they r having the ride home and everyone is sulking and Danny is just there confused but doesn’t say anything because hes probably tired and it’s batman wtf you gonna do.

So they are at the cave and Danny finally just “so can I call my family to tell them I wont be home tonight?”

You everyone just stops. And slowly turns to face him. “Ah yea dumb question. I guess uhhh no phones huh?” No one moves. Everyone is pretty shocked. Cause one bruce kidnapped some kid. Two theres a civi in the batcave. Three bruce kidnapped some fucking kid. Four some random kid just got in the car with them. Five holy fuck bruce kidnapped some kid.

Breaks over enjoy post

1 year ago
Cultural Differences
Cultural Differences
Cultural Differences

Cultural differences

Time has to say something mysterious to distract from his boring zora ‘fit

1 year ago
POV: A Malicious Darkling Showed Up At Camp Wearing The Form Of The Smithy, But The Smithy Is… Extremely

POV: A malicious darkling showed up at camp wearing the form of the smithy, but the smithy is… extremely protective of it?

The FSA manga is canon in my eyes, and no one can stop me from making more Four+Shadow content >:).

(Btw, I’m also working on a new LU-related thing that I’m super excited about! Hope to finish soon!)

1 year ago
Whoever First Came Up With The Idea Of Drawing A Reunion Of Those Two In Re6 Is A Fucking Genius
Whoever First Came Up With The Idea Of Drawing A Reunion Of Those Two In Re6 Is A Fucking Genius

Whoever first came up with the idea of drawing a reunion of those two in re6 is a fucking genius

Anyways I often see other artists draw something for that kind of prompt so I wanted to join in because that's such a fun idea

1 year ago

Dc x dp prompt #48

Danny, understandably, hangs out with ghosts more often than people after leaving Amity to live in the Realms, and the only problem with that is his tendency to sometimes forget how to…human…properly.

And after agreeing with Boston—an odd ghost that sometimes brought along an annoying sorcerer with him—to help out with a threat in his realm, this became a little more obvious to him.

Maybe he should have checked to see if he had the normal amount and proportions of eyes and limbs before following..? Well, too late now.

Or: Danny goes to the DC world without reining in his eldritch aspects, some people take it better than others.

1 year ago

A daily occurrence

Jason, English nerd, Todd: USE OXFORD COMMAS, CUNT!

Tim, I dropped out of high school I’ll do whatever the fuck I want, Drake: No.

Dick, I speak like 17 languages fluently and still refuse to follow or learn the grammar rules in this one, Grayson: a what?

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