Imagine The Batkids Fuck Up Major And A Batdad Had To Step In And Clean Up Their Mistake

Just Jason trying to impress Duke with his Big Brother skills

BROTP!!!

does anyone have any more posts in this style? I'm making a collection

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

Song: 爱江山更爱美人 - 李丽芬

English added by me :)

Dick has the build of a gymnast (obviously), Jason has the build of a hockey player, Tim has the build of a swimmer, Cass has the build of a ballet dancer, Steph has the build of a volleyball player, Duke has a build of a soccer player and Damian has the build of a martial artist.

And Bruce is overcompensating.

I want Jason “anything the Lazarus waters react to I don’t trust” Todd to run into Danny “I’m the ghost king and all forms of ectoplasm react to me in some way” Fenton. I want Jason to immediately go on the offensive, try to sneak up on this 6’3” twink of a man to capture and Interrogate him only for Danny to immediately turn around and one punch man Jason into the ground because Danny sensed he was a ghost and figured he didn’t need to hold back his strength because why were his rogues here and if they were dumb enough to sneak up on him then they deserved to get hit. Except it’s not Danny’s rogues and he’s now staring dumbfounded at an unconscious red hood.

Jason’s fine, he survives, and after an awkward interrogation from the bat family everything pans out. Unfortunately for Jason the video of him being curb stomped by a 6 foot 3 Twink of a man exists forever gif style in the family chat.

Red Hood and his adopted goons but 19-year-old Jason taking his goons to the doctor because health is important and none of them have gotten a tetanus shot in the last decade.

The pediatrician wondering how to explain to Red Hood that she sees kids, not forty-year-old henchmen.

At least three goons sitting in the waiting area while they wait for the others, comparing their bandaids to see who got the best one.

One goon gets a Batman bandaid and the next week the pediatric clinic receives a bulk order of custom Red Hood bandaids along with boxes of Wonder Woman and Green Lantern ones.

Half the goons haven’t been to a normal doctor since they were kids so the one time Red Hood takes them to someone other than a pediatrician they are greatly disappointed by the lack of suckers and cat stickers.

Alrighty! Credit where credit is due; This is @linkeduniverse 's art with a link to the original piece, and this whole thing was originally @triforce-of-mischief 's idea, listing which items belonged to which Link, etc etc. SO! if u like this, a good chunk of the inspiration came from her, so show them some love loll

I also made a spreadsheet- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MDGRXQAUfzvoCEysxkM7cV831yj9QvbTyyiS9DX_mCc/

I'm gonna go celebrate NewYear's now jfkldsjfklsds

edit! thank you @crystal-dragon-of-dreams for the extra assistance!! You're the best, ty for all the suggestions! (you're looking at version 2 of this image! here's a link to the old image :D

Dick: I'm so sorry. Your brother... he's-he's... dead

Jazz goes over and kicks her brother: get up, you're freaking people out

Danny rolls over: 5 more minutes

I feel like Wind being a pirate is very nosy about certain shiny objects