Violence-and-fun - Violence Isn't The Answer

forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to

incorporating pick your pussy up off the ground king into my daily vocab rotation

I just found out that the Spanish batfam community calls damian "bolita de ódio" which translates to tiny ball of hatred and I think that's beautiful

I have to ask.... in various animal aus (shape-shifting or ears/tails)..... what do you think alfred would be.... I think he'd be a hare or a mouse....

Those are cute ideas ☺️☺️ Maybe an owl…. For some reason I really want to put horns on him. Like a ram or goat…..

my selkie jason cinematic universe follows an aquatic mammal pattern, so for that maybe….. beaver…..

Rating the links on how well they could do taxes, from “what are taxes” to “semi-functional adult”

Wild: taxes disappeared after the calamity, and they don’t feature in any of the memories that he’s regained

Hyrule: this boy lives in a cave, if he’s ever heard of taxes it was only in passing

Wind: he’s a child, what 14 year old knows anything about taxes

Time: I think we can all agree that Malon does his taxes for him

Sky: I don’t know if skyloft has taxes, but if it does then he’s pretty ok at them

Twilight: not the best at it, but he can do them

Legend: you need to know at least a little bit about taxes to properly evade them

Four: runs his own blacksmithing business, he can do taxes

Warriors: close with the royal family and probably the most functional adult of the chain, he can do taxes

Danny lands at the feet of his cloning template, and in a desperate bid to not get murdered by said template, he gave a wry smile before saying, "HI, dad." He then used the moment of stunned silence to escape.

A week later, he regrets his decision as he walks down the stairs to find his template in his living room, interrogating his tied up parents.

Inspired by this post by @ssschrodingers-cat here’s some de-aged Twi sketches. The idea of Wild having to be the responsible big brother now (perhaps it feels vaguely familiar) and wrangle little Twilight in (a taste of his own medicine truly) is delightful. Lots of potential for fluff and angst (like how’d Twilight end up alone in the woods before Ordon anyways?) and a fun way to change up there dynamic.

Anyways there’s a blonde and brunette young Twilight because the original post had Twilight blonde so I decided to try it out. Not sure how I feel about it. Maybe he was born white blonde, but turned brunette as can happen over time.

Edit: fixed a typo. Gah!

Hitman vibes

Because Danny is half dead, he has some serious doom and gloom vibes without trying.

He smiles and wishes you a good day? Holy shit this kid just said this is my last day holy fuck.

Give you hot chocolate? Is this kid implying that this is the last warmth I'll ever feel?

It boils down to this; Danny had Hitman Vibes.

This is both hilarious and concerning, especially when people try to contract him to perform assassinations. He has gotten so many people arrested with that shit.

STANDVERSE AU - Act beginning

After finding Heaven in a DISC, we now have to deal with a universal nuke in the body of a filly, so Stone and Weather discuss what to do.