Red Hood and his adopted goons but 19-year-old Jason taking his goons to the doctor because health is important and none of them have gotten a tetanus shot in the last decade.
The pediatrician wondering how to explain to Red Hood that she sees kids, not forty-year-old henchmen.
At least three goons sitting in the waiting area while they wait for the others, comparing their bandaids to see who got the best one.
One goon gets a Batman bandaid and the next week the pediatric clinic receives a bulk order of custom Red Hood bandaids along with boxes of Wonder Woman and Green Lantern ones.
Half the goons haven’t been to a normal doctor since they were kids so the one time Red Hood takes them to someone other than a pediatrician they are greatly disappointed by the lack of suckers and cat stickers.
I’ve always considered Navi to be the more pragmatic, mother-type figure and Tatl as like the cool babysitter.
Really, I just wanted an excuse to draw more young Link making faces.
Dick has the build of a gymnast (obviously), Jason has the build of a hockey player, Tim has the build of a swimmer, Cass has the build of a ballet dancer, Steph has the build of a volleyball player, Duke has a build of a soccer player and Damian has the build of a martial artist.
And Bruce is overcompensating.
Danny lands at the feet of his cloning template, and in a desperate bid to not get murdered by said template, he gave a wry smile before saying, "HI, dad." He then used the moment of stunned silence to escape.
A week later, he regrets his decision as he walks down the stairs to find his template in his living room, interrogating his tied up parents.
Being a pro censorship ao3 user is so insanely cringe. Either use the (incredibly effective and well designed) filtering system to avoid seeing the shit you don't like or stop complaining. Leave the pro censorship rhetoric to Wattpad or smth
Rating the links on how well they could do taxes, from “what are taxes” to “semi-functional adult”
Wild: taxes disappeared after the calamity, and they don’t feature in any of the memories that he’s regained
Hyrule: this boy lives in a cave, if he’s ever heard of taxes it was only in passing
Wind: he’s a child, what 14 year old knows anything about taxes
Time: I think we can all agree that Malon does his taxes for him
Sky: I don’t know if skyloft has taxes, but if it does then he’s pretty ok at them
Twilight: not the best at it, but he can do them
Legend: you need to know at least a little bit about taxes to properly evade them
Four: runs his own blacksmithing business, he can do taxes
Warriors: close with the royal family and probably the most functional adult of the chain, he can do taxes
and then nothing bad ever happened. the end
this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip
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