So I Found Out I Had Skull Deformities In The Funniest Way Possible

Batkids calling Bruce when they need him.

Dick gets arrested for underage drinking call my dad now he's not in the slightest scared but he wants his dad. Bruce who already got bail done and is wrapping Dick in a blanket.

Jason crashes a car already on the phone with Bruce who is speeding to him.

Tim is falling asleep at the office and wants to go home dad please pick me up. Waking up tucked in Bruce's bed.

Damian gets in a fight at school you call my father right now. He suspended but Bruce hugs him on the way out.

Kids who aren't afraid to call Dad. He wont be mad he wants them to call. To know he will drop everything to get to his boys. Scared birds shouting for the big bad bat and he comes running.

OH

Do wild and flora but with Wild in a dress and flora in a suit

-yukari

Do you think the world is ready for my transfem alfred and bruce au

The elder stepped forward slowly. In one hand, his crooked staff, in the other, the book of wisdom. “Hunters do not harvest. Harvesters do not heal. Healers do not hunt. You have broken the great tradition. Explain yourself.”

no face mcserial killer possibly, caught sky with a sleeping spell. it worked very well. time caught nofaced loser in the act and the same sleeping spell Did Not work on him. blunt object to the face works fine. noface mightve not survied the punch, no ones checked yet. doing my public service by making time suffer.

i forgot wild.

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

Y'know lil bby mans aus? What if, hear me out-

Alrighty! Credit where credit is due; This is @linkeduniverse 's art with a link to the original piece, and this whole thing was originally @triforce-of-mischief 's idea, listing which items belonged to which Link, etc etc. SO! if u like this, a good chunk of the inspiration came from her, so show them some love loll

I also made a spreadsheet- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MDGRXQAUfzvoCEysxkM7cV831yj9QvbTyyiS9DX_mCc/

I'm gonna go celebrate NewYear's now jfkldsjfklsds

edit! thank you @crystal-dragon-of-dreams for the extra assistance!! You're the best, ty for all the suggestions! (you're looking at version 2 of this image! here's a link to the old image :D

There Be Clones (but not this one)

[In the case that Tim met Danny when Bruce is drifting in the time stream]

Everyone after interacting with Danny: Hey Tim, you wouldn't have per chance gained some firsthand experience with CADMUS tech, would you?

Tim, thinking about the Kon clones: Depends, why do you ask?

Alternatively:

Tim: Hey check out this really cool friend that I found!

Everybody: Tim... you cloned yourself didn't you?

Tim: Yes, and? I failed to see why that's relevant here.

I feel like Wind being a pirate is very nosy about certain shiny objects