So I Learned That Some Spiders Purr To Attract A Mate And I Had This Silly Thought!

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[texting]

Bruce: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Damian: We got spring water.

Bruce: NO.

Jason: With EXTRA minerals.

Dick: It's like licking a stalagmite.

Bruce: DON'T COME HOME.

Tim: Mmm cave water.

Found a list of terms for British people and these are my favorite

Gotham galas in the early 2010s -> current/future robins following B around the ballroom like guard puppies

Headcanon for the batkids:

Bruce: I can’t possibly allow you to go trick or treating, dressed like that.

Dick, dressed as Red Hood:

Tim, dressed as Red Hood:

Damian, dressed as Red Hood:

Duke, dressed as Red Hood:

Cassandra, dressed as Red Hood:

Stephanie, dressed as Red Hood:

Jason: Forget the hater, cult of Red Hood, Let’s go.

Jason: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a damn about anybody.

Damian: If you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God.

Tim, very tired: …How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Do you ever feel a strange heartache sadness when dusk falls?

continuation of my pain sharing curse au :) feat emotional pain this time lol

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THE BEGINNING

“Bruce isn’t my dad and I’m not part of this family” - Stephanie Brown PART 2

- When she talks to other people she sometimes says Dad. Usually to professors. Strangers and school friends.

- To her one of the reasons she doesn't call him Dad much is cause she correlates "Dad" with her bio dad and disappointment. To her and the other kids

"Bruce means dad. This does change eventually as she's around him more. Especially with some of the others calling him dad

- One of her college professors went on a rant about the rich and how they should burn and included Bruce on the list and it pissed her off cause she knows Bruce didn't really care about the money and if he didn't use it to help others he would rather not have it

- He started singling her out after he realized she was affiliated with Bruce. She kept her calm and asked him how much he donated to charity. The professor tried to claim Bruce only did it for tax purposes but he gave away way more then he would ever get back so moot point.

- One time one of her civilian friends lost their scholarship due to some technicality and Stephanie was thinking of getting a job to help and was talking to Tim about it. And by the next day it was fully paid. She thought Tim did it. But Bruce did it. He overheard them talking and got it done. Tim was so confused cause he knows he didn't and realized what Bruce did.

- Bruce wasn’t a man of many words, and she helped him realize that if he just got better at talking he would have a better relationship with his kids. She actually pushed him to therapy.

- One time she was hit hard and went down. She was out for a week. They weren’t sure if she was gonna make it. Bruce. Tim and Cass took turns sitting by her side. Bruce begged that if anyways listening to please save her.

get dragon'd IDIOTS (affectionate)

(plus dlc pack:)

Btw pro tip from someone who is far too paranoid for his own good but also loves horror content like a fucking idiot: imagine whatever is scaring you atm trying to sell you weed. This always helps.