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Do wild and flora but with Wild in a dress and flora in a suit

-yukari

they should make it easier

hc that Clark doesn’t get the human instinct/reaction of a gut feeling or the hairs standing up on the back of your neck since he’s Kryptonian, so sometimes Bruce just freezes up and says “something’s wrong” and Clark resigns himself to it like ah yes, that weird human thing again and is baffled when 99% of the time Bruce’s gut is absolutely right

The thing came out of hiding

[guide] for Wild and Hyrule

[ GUIDE ]:     as they go in for a hug, the sender gently rests a hand and guides the receiver’s head to rest against their shoulder/chest.

Hyrule isn’t very good at hugs. He never knows what to do with his arms, or his head. How long is too long? When should he step back? What if he squeezes too hard?

Sky is great at hugs and more than happy to pull someone in. The traveler tries to take direction from him but hugs still remain…stilted. Awkward. It’s easier to avoid them outright rather than mess them up.

Which makes Wild’s apparent mission of pulling Hyrule into hugs–difficult. He likes the champion and is delighted to spend time with him. But every hug is another reminder that he doesn’t know what he’s doing. There were too few people in his era to practice hugs. 

“Hey Hyrule!” Wilds scoops him into a hug as he comes up and Hyrule panics on where to put his hands and whether to squeeze back. He ends up going for pats on the back which aren’t right, but at least a safe choice. 

Wild lets him go and steps back with a frown. “I never asked, do hugs bother you?”

“No! No, sorry, I just…” Hyrule’s cheeks blaze, but he needs to admit this. “I don’t know what to do so…sorry. Sorry.”

Rather than be upset, Wild brightens. “Hey, no apologies. I didn’t know how to give hugs when I woke up, did you know that?” He taps his head. “No memory means no hugs.”

“What did you do?”

“Sidon taught me! And then Riju untaught me his habits.” 

Having met the large red Zora, Hyrule can only imagine what that might have looked like.

“Anyway,” the champion continues, “I can help! Come here.”

Hyrule steps forward again and Wild pulls him closer. “Wrap your arms around my back–below my arms. Otherwise you’ll end up on my neck. There you go. Nice firm pressure across your forearms!”

This is silly; he’s staring at Wild’s tunic even as his arms keep contact. Why doesn’t he know how to hug?

“Good, now, here.” Wild gently pushes on the traveler’s head, guiding it to lean on his shoulder. Then his arm goes back to wrapping around Hyrule’s back. “Okay?”

“...yeah.” This is–nice, actually. To be close to someone else. He can hear Wild’s heart beating. 

Wild hums and it vibrates through his chest. “Don’t worry, hugging just takes practice. We have all the time in the world.”

Y'know lil bby mans aus? What if, hear me out-

rainworld breakcore meme lol

has this one been done yet

Bonding Over Hero Caretaking

(This is a little funny idea I had.) Mr. Lancer and Alfred are apart of an anonymous group that vents to each other about the hero's they keep an eye on so they don't end themselves by accident via something like not eating. Alfred finds what Lancer says concerning seeing as he hasn't heard B or the others comment on a hero described as Lancer has said. He talks to Barb about it but her AND Tim can't find out who Lancer is or where he is. Talks happen, Alfred starts talking to Lancer in private msgs at first as a way to get info but then he genuinely likes the talks. He decides that even after they find the unknown hero he's going to stay in contact with Lancer. Lancer just likes having a friend he can rant to about Danny without putting the teen in danger. Once they do find Amity they shut down the AECA and the GIW, they also offer Phantom a place in the YJ till he's old enough to join the JL. Throughout this Lancer and Alfred have kept in touch and Lancer even took trips to visit Alfred at times. One day, while out and about, Steph stumbles upon Alfred while he was making a Grocery run at a Cafe with Lancer. She stops by to say hi, only to be told by Alfred that while its lovely to see her, he's on a date. He kept the others out of her dates and he'd appreciate privacy for his, she leaves and immediately gossips with Cass since she wont tell anyone else till Alfred's date is over. Lancer x Alfred