祝您生日快乐🎂🎊🎊

wet sock

Commission for the brilliant and amazing @kayannabee ! If you really like this pairing and enjoy amazingly written fanfic, then you should absolutely read hers at https://archiveofourown.org/users/WhisperWeeper/pseuds/WhisperWeeper !!

More AusSwiss to the people.

anyways here are beauty tips from a 2,000 year old Mediterranean funerary moasic:

rosewater on your face and neck each night

hair left in an up-do with only a slight face framing piece in a gentle curl

earth tone eyeshadow and kohl black eye liner to look sultry even in death

staining your lips a tender red with pomegranate seeds or kisses from a cherry

minimal gold embellishments and a sip or two of red wine to darken your cheeks when you smile in the dreamlike haze caused by Dionysus

APH log 【腐】

Pixiv ID: 42807139 Member: hino:h

My Future

I’m a history professor at some prestigious private college with an extensive history

All of my students are terrified of me but they love me anyway

I keep an apple on my desk just to let it slowly decay

I own a human skull that also sits on my desk

They’re too nervous to ask if it’s real or where i got it

I bring baked goods to my 8 AM classes because i stress bake and i’m constantly stressed

i wear a poachers coat with elbow patches and occasionally pull a huge book out of my pocket and sit down to read it

I let myself age and don’t become one of those people who cope by making age jokes

i emotionally bully the bigots and racists in my class through well structured debate and in the margins of their assignments

i push my students to do their best and don’t give them any allowances

i’m banging the english professor

A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it’s Slinky!

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APH Austria for Pauline :D As a patreon reward