That One Homoerotic Girl Friendship That Ended Horribly Is Always Like, I Hate Her More Than Anyone,

No one will ever love me like you again

Aegon : my mom got married yesterday and the bride (rhaenyra) started her vows with "Ali, you are a bully" and proceeded to give like 50 examples of how she's bullied her in the last 10 years, and then she said "but you are MY bully, and I love you for it" and I started bawling. love is real

Crispin Cole wanting Rhaenyra to be his trophy wife versus Harwin Strong wanting to be Rhaenyra's trophy wife

I love this loser so much it hurts.

Mabel: Grunkle Ford, you've broken up with people before right..?

Ford: Oh yeah, McGucket, Bill Cipher..

Mabel: I just don't know what to do about my current boyfriend..

Ford: Rick Sanchez, The Doctor, ugh, I think a couple Zygon in that same universe..

Mabel: Maybe I should just tell him how I feel and be honest about my emotions

Ford: A clone of myself, a living star..

Mabel: Yeah, I think that's exactly what I'll do. Thanks for talking to me Grunkle Ford :)

Ford: Captain James Kirk- Oh wait, I don't think I ever actually broke up with him.. No wonder he keeps trying to contact me..

marauders as shit my friends have said #1

*Sirius to James sometime after finding out about Jegulus*

Pointing out my daddy issues doesn't excuse your pedophilia

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

hermes: "don't thank me, friend-"

odysseus: see, Athena? at least he considers me a friend

athena:

athena: he's your grandfather

effie and monty looking judging harrys bs in heaven #2 because i need more of these

"DID MINERVA JUST MAKE HARRY SEEKER????"

"THE YOUNGEST SEEKER IN YEARS OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD"

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"did harry just talk to the bloody snake"

"yes he did"

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"WHY WOULD YOU FOLLOW THE CREEPY VOICES HARRY"

"HARRY RUN THE OTHER DIRECTION YOU'LL GET YOURSELF ARRESTED AT THIS RATE"

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"He's just like James, isn't he?"

"At least James didn't get himself into near death situations every five minutes HARRY FLY DOWN THE DEMENTORS WILL KILL YOU"

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CANT GO TO HOGSMEADE BECAUSE HIS PERMISSION SLIP ISNT SIGNED???? HE DOESNT HAVE ANY PARENTS TO SIGN IT!"

"Honestly I expected better from Minerva."

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"Of all the names he could have chosen, why would you call it Dumbledore's Army????"

"They're just kids monty they don't know any better"

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"Good lord have you seen that girl's hair from the back"

"Monty-"

"She could really use some Sleekeazy"

"Monty!"

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"DID SHE JUST CUT HARRYS HAND???"

"DELORES YOU FUCKING BITCH GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY GRANDSON"

"OH NO SHE DID NOT PUT ME BACK ON EARTH I NEED TO HAUNT THIS BIT-"

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"HARRY DO NOT FOLLOW THE MALFOY KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? HARRY!"

"harry dear i know he's your mortal enemy but that doesn't mean YOU ALMOST KILL HIM!"

"he gets it from you, monty."

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"ALBUS SEVERUS? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT"

"be nice monty"

"WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID AFTER THE TWO PEOPLE THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE'S HARDSHIPS"

"monty!"

"GOOD LORD THAT NAME IS WORSE THAN MINE"

"MONTY!"