Hermes: "don't Thank Me, Friend-"

Realized I forgot to post it here but Bahubali as Vines Part 1 ✨

Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

Ding dong ditch with my grandson I'm dying 😭😭😭

everyone talks about lily and james looking over everyone in heaven and being so done w their shit but what abt euphemia and fleamont because just imagine.

"WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM ON THE DOORSTEP HE'S GOING TO DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA"

"monty im sure his aunt and uncle will find him and take care of him before that happens love"

"WHY ARE THEY PLAYING DING DONG DITCH WITH MY GRANDSON"

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"OH NO THEY DID NOT PUT MY GRANDSON IN A CUPBOARD"

"effie calm down love-"

"CALM DOWN???? CALM DOWN???? THEYRE STARVING MY GRANDSON AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?? PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN HAUNT THESE BITCHES-"

"EFFIE!"

...

"WHY IS VOLDEMORT BACK HARRY GET OUT OF THERE."

"THOSE FLAMES ARE NOT SAFE HARRY NO"

"Did he just murder his teacher"

"I believe so"

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"WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO THE CREEPY DARK CHAMBER OF DEATH HARRY NO"

"I'm sure he'll survive- IS THAT TOM RIDDLE HARRY GET OUT OF THERE"

..

"WHY WOULD YOU BE OUT OF YOUR DORMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE A MURDERER WANTS TO MURDER YOU HARRY"

"WHY DOES OUR GRANDSON HAVE A DEATH WISH"

"SIRIUS WHY NOT JUST TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED INSTEAD OF SOUNDING EVEN MORE GUILTY THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR DRAMA."

"SIRIUS THIS IS NOT HOW WE RAISED YOU! SIRIUS."

...

"oh harry."

"THATS NOT MOODY THAT'S A DEATH EATER! HARRY!"

"DON'T GO TO THE MINISTRY HARRY NO!"

"MERLIN'S BEARD SIRIUS WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING SO CLOSE TO THE VEIL YOU COULD FALL INTO IT"

"I'm sure he won't be that stupi- GOD DAMN IT!"

"HARRY DONT CHASE AFTER HER LISTEN TO UNCLE REMUS HARRY."

"Oh for fucks sake give me a break."

"Monty!"

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE RAISED HIM TO DIE"

"effie-"

"PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN KILL THIS MAN MYSELF"

"EFFIE!"

Yes

Heroes of Olympus + Onion Headlines (2/?) [art: x x x x x x x]

bbnos being the new benadryl cucumberpatch???

that one homoerotic girl friendship that ended horribly is always like, i hate her more than anyone, i will never stop loving her. she made me who i am, i hate the parts of me she helped create. i miss her more than anything, i can't even look her in the eye. i dream about her most nights, i'll cut off my arm before i even consider reaching out to her again. i want us back, i never want to feel that way again.

I love this loser so much it hurts.

I feel like, in Warrior of the Mind, when Athena and Odysseus interact for the first time it’s less Ody tricked her and more like:

Child Odysseus, looking very confidently in the wrong direction: “I can see you~”

Athena, the literal Smartest Goddess, very indulgently: “How can you see through my spell?”

YALL I FOUND THE PERFECT REGULUS FANCAST

Found him in my sister's English textbook. Just IMAGINE him with longer hair

“James Potter was a summer person”

“James Potter was a winter person”

James Potter couldn’t pick a favorite season because he didn’t want to hurt the other season’s feelings.