Waterphoenix21 - WaterPh0enix

Okay, why is nobody talking about this?

You know, if Ninjago keeps going on and on like this, the 30th version of the Destiny's Bounty Lego releases in 2050 better be flying for real

I rebloged this before, but I thought I'd also share my human Perry separately

My version of human Perry is a bit different than most. He's about 22 years old, Phineas, Ferb and Candace's older brother and Linda's adopted son.

He's acearo, completely verbal (mostly for plot-related reasons). He's somewhere on the ADHD spectrum and gets bored very easily even in the face of life-threatening situations if it's something he's seen before.

He doesn't mind blood and has an incredible pain tolerance, yet he's a big germophobe and really hates dust.

He is Monty's role model and Monogram thinks of him as a son (much to Carl's frustration). He's also an honorary Doofenshmirtz. He loves Vanessa like another little sister and Doctor D's crazy antics always manage to put a smile on his face when he's having a particularly bad or dull day. No Perryshmirtz though. Heinz is really more of a quirky, fun-loving uncle we all wish we had

Old Good Chase Young doodle

Movie Nya: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Lloyd. Movie Lloyd: I hate myself. Movie Nya: Alright, square up.

So I started reading the new "Journey to the West" translation for reference and this bit almost killed me:

Nezha's baby face belied his powers as a warrior; he was extraordinary agile - able to fly, leap and transform at will - and was armed, moreover, with six magic weapons.

"Who's this dumpling?" Monkey asked. "What business do you have with me?"

"Monstrous monkey!" shouted Nezha. "How dare you not recognize me? For I am Prince Nezha, third son of Heavenly King Li. I am here on the orders of the Jade Emperor to capture you."

This made Monkey laugh a good deal. "Does your mother know you're out, little princeykins? How many baby teeth have you lost already? I'll spare you this time for the sake of your adorable chubby cheeks."

I mean no wonder he's so pissed all the time; this also perfectly explains his relationship with Wukong.

Dashi, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Guan: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Dashi: Ohhhh-

Chase: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Okay, when I start writing my own novel, I'll make the protagonist specifically sex-repulsed, romance-repulsed, we die virgins, no kisses sort of aroace, so people can't find excuses to ship them.