Freaky Little Scavenger

whats your opinion on smoking

I think it's hilarious, especially cigarettes. I love how "stick that makes you die faster" is LITERALLY it's only selling point.

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

ah, i found the treasure — my beloved hawk-eyes!

Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You'll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.

This is a real, commercial streaming service and they've uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it's a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming

omfg I just realized 

he’s coming 

Funny

This 1960s children's toy named Gaylord the dog is literally the most depressing, miserable looking creature I have ever seen just fucking look at it

Fantasy McSpirk AU. Jim is the Prince of Terra, Spock is the Prince of Vulcan, Bones is the Palace doctor who is hopelessly in love with Jim. Jim and Spock are made to be married for political reasons and are given a month alone (with one guest as a personal assistant, Jim brings Bones). Bones is sad about the marriage until he sees Spock I fancy Vulcan robes and falls in love with him too. There's a lot of dancing with heavy eye contact and distraught Vulcans

AUGH I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💖💖

Yea I was having terminal sanuso brainrot so I had to do something about it (completely separate matter from stardew sanuso). They're watching the ship together while everyone else is off adventuring <3

there's a fic that i'll go NUTS if i don't find it

it's spirk, and jim and spock get captured. jim thinks that spock dies (he gets shot in front of jim) and jim kinda loses it while he's in jail. spock turns out to be alive and then they escape the planet together

i've looked HIGH AND LOW for this fic and im pretty positive that this scene i'm describing is embedded into a much longer plot/fic. if anyone could suggest fics i would so appreciate it.