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Everybody say TUNGUSKA because we’re about to cover it on today’s episode of Mystery Files. SEE YOU AT 12PM PT!

so here’s the full video of Deathwatch (1966) starring Leonard Nimoy that I promised to share after work. idk where I originally found it, so the moral of the story is: download it for keepsies because these things disappear from the internet. you can watch it as a ten part series on youtube as well, but that’s nothing new.

in my heart this became a running joke between them. Anyway happy fiddleford friday i finally drew something on the day itself

(cohost crosspost here)

Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.

Oh, and never stop supporting physical media.

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

Day 6 AU

House of Mccormick

We Never die

@spparentsweek

i love stardew valley but oh my god the "it's REALISTIC that there's barely any poc because it's a small town, duh!!!! it would be unimmersive if there were more non-white people!!!" fans make me want to fucking throttle something.

i grew up in a small town in goddamn appalachia, and let me tell you, there's far more brunette women than there are red-headed ones, but you wouldn't fucking know it by looking at stardew. depending on how you read maru's hair color, it can be argued that none of the bachelorettes have brown or black hair, but you won't hear a single peep from the "omg realism!!1" folks.

there's more mystical creatures than there are people of color. there's more talking goddamn animals than there are human people who aren't white.

And with that, I’ve completed the Flower Dance series. I’m so incredibly happy with how these turned out — just look at the fancy gents and lovely ladies of Stardew Valley! :) I gave each of the bachelorettes a signature flower, and pinned it to the suit of the matching bachelor.

These are all wallpaper-sized, and free for personal use. Reblogs welcome, but don’t redistribute or bundle my artwork anywhere else.

Also, feel free to request any sdv character in a style not already shown. I still need more clothing practice and I’m always looking for ideas :)