Wait, is Orym's bananas high perception a trauma response to not spotting the assassins that killed his husband coming? Is it literally 'Nobody will ever be able to sneak up on the people I care about like that again?'
Like, in my head, I was going 'oh haha, this is Liam trying to make the perfect counter to someone like Vax, someone who can beat a high level rogue's minimum stealth role,' but like... in character? In character this is a man who has decided he'll never let anyone catch him unawares again.
elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's
young!fiddauthor is always a fav but my GOD is old fiddauthor funnier. simply because ford, at this point, owes fiddleford breakfast in bed every other day for the next 20 years. at LEAST.
imagine ford rereading his old notes and finding sentences like "fiddleford handmade me 2 gifts but i assume he will accept the gift of holding my nobel prize". fiddleford gets a bouquet, new machine parts, and ford doing all the house chores tomorrow and he doesnt even question why anymore. he just kind of assumes.
local man who used to be a nightmare becomes the most doting husband ever. more at seven.
Part 2 of this ASL Arabasta Au
Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription
Me: My pills make me not want to die tho
They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal
Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills
New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep
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