Giacomo Calls Ortega “twinkaton” Once And Ortega Never Recovers

There once was a man,

Who had a plan.

To jump off windmills;

For the sake of the fans.

Colour Theory Bitch

I will never under why people insist the Paldean gym leaders need their other jobs “because the league doesn’t pay enough”. Maybe I’m misreading something, but so many gym leaders imply or outright say that the gym position came later than their other job and clearly don’t prioritize the gym itself. If anything, I would wager being a gym leader is the side hustle or a PR thing and not the other way around. Also if I were chasing the bag I prolly would not be doing abstract sculpting

#1 spotify song is so boring what’s ur #100

YES

Found this on YouTube and I couldn’t agree more

Me after Scarlet and Violet

I honestly think it's Mela for some rambly reasons below

There was a very small shot in a previous trailer with who looks like Giacomo.

Like that looks like Giacomo, but in a new uniform. The height in comparison to the player and the hair is so similar that you can't really deny it

So that gives at least some precedence that Team Star may appear.

2. The hair colour. Sure they could have literally have given any character the same hair colour, but then we would have three characters in this game with the same shade of bright red (Mela, Crispin, and this new girl) and I don't think they would do that. The length is also very similar to Mela with it being around the shoulder is she straitened it.

3 The mystery. The shot I references above what basically a blip in the trailer and quite easy to miss but very obviously Giacomo.

While this one got a focus in the end of the trailer but is very vague as to who it's actually supposed to be. They showed other new characters and drastic changes to previous ones (*cough* Kieran *cough*) so the vagueness is kind of weird unless it's an important new character.

I also don't know why if it was Mela, she would be in the usual Naranja uniform instead of the weird blue one that Giacomo is in.

Or all of what I said above is completely wrong and I'm gonna look stupid in a week.

....okay so. Either that's Mela. Or Penny. Or an entirely new character. Either way. Whomst.

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

Pride Mosiac! I know this isn't every identity but I hope I covered a wide enough spectrum.