Then They Just Take It Down And Throw Then Away?? Wtf Guys!?

okay what if wHAT IF A MUGGLEBORN STUDENT DJS AT THE YULE BALL AND A BUNCH OF SONGS LIKE APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AND LIKE A G6 AND TIK TOK AND SONGS LIKE THOSE COME ON AND ALL THE MUGGLEBORNS ARE LIKE HELL YEAH AND START A MASSIVE DANCE GRIND THING IN THE CENTER AND ALL THE PUREBLOODS ARE LIKE WHAT THE FU- tHEN THE HALFBLOODS AND MUGGLEBORNS PULL THEM IN AND HELL YEAH 2010 DANCIN SONGS

me_irl

I dont care how old I get- I am not going to remember which months have 30 days vs 31 days no matter what trick or learning method I'm presented with

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

This sounds like them

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Sirius: Wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: Yes…Three.

Sirius: Oh, my God– What the fuck!?

Police: Sir?

Sirius: JAMES FUCKING FELL OFF.

Unfortunately

Sad but true

Diamond, FACET 2004, CUT 0424

ATTENTION ALL STEVEN UNIVERSE FANS

IVE COME UP WITH A WAY TO IDENTIFY YOURSELVES AS EXTREMELY LOYAL FANS AS PERIDOT DID IN TONIGHTS EPISODE

USE THIS FORMAT TO GIVE YOU YOUR GEM IDENTITY

BIRTHSTONE YEAR OF BIRTH AS THE FACET DATE OF BIRTH AS THE CUT

FOR EXAMPLE, MINE IS AQUAMARINE, FACET 2001, CUT 0306

USE THIS INFORMATION TO SIGNIFY YOURSELF AS A LOYAL SU FAN

I love puppers

the best thing you will see all year