These are my random thoughts I think throughout my life so I hope you can relate
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okay but imagine it’s like, a week after the kids move into their dorms, and the laundry room is bursting with soap bubbles for the second time already because none of these 15 year olds knows how to do any household chores, and they’ve been living off unhealthy junk food for the past week, and there’s a mountain of dishes piled up in the sink because they’ve run out of dish soap and no one knows where to get more.
so aizawa, knowing full well that he’s going to regret his decision soon enough, finally decides to give his kids his cell phone number so they can just text him with any questions they might have instead of having to wait until they see him in class the next day.
and no matter how much he threatens them with expulsion, it doesn’t stop the kids from taking full advantage of the new power they have been given.
kaminari and kirishima absolutely send aizawa memes when he knows full well they should be in one of their other classes
mina calls him at 3am once to ask if he has any good brownie recipes, because she can’t sleep, and she wants some midnight snacks, but satou is asleep and she can’t get him to wake up no matter what, and sure she could have googled this shit, but she sucks at baking and needs aizawa-sensei to explain all the technical terms to her
izuku is up late one night, studying for a test, and he has the news on in the background because it’s easier to focus that way. there’s live footage of a villain confrontation that Eraserhead manages to resolve without any civilian injuries, and Izuku sends him a text congratulating him. he doesn’t expect aizawa to respond right away, because he’s currently being interviewed by a reporter, but aizawa has a special notification sound for his students’ numbers, so this man deadass walks away from the reporter mid-sentence to call izuku and lecture him for being awake so late
aizawa is out sick with a cold one day, and present mic covers his class for him. he spends most of his morning trying to go back to sleep, but he can’t help but worry about his kids. he gives up trying to sleep at 11 and gets up to make himself some tea. checking his phone, he sees that he has a pile of of get-well-soon texts from his kids that make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside. an hour or two after classes let out for the day, present mic shows up with a tupperware container of honey daikon that he helped the kids make. aizawa eats all of it despite not really being fond of the dish. present mic wisely decides not to comment. he makes sure to send a thank-you text to all his students.
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
I hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted
and i hope i never hear a thing about it
Getting real bored of reporting and blocking bots now, Tumblr
stregobor: how bad can i be from the lorax
geralt: prince ali (with jaskier as the genie) from aladdin
jaskier: falling for ya from teach beach movie
lambert: time of our lives by pitbull and ne-yo
yennefer: scream and shout by will.i.am and britney spears
tissaia: that power by will.i.am and justin bieber
chiredean: cooler than me by mike posner
ciri: what the hell by avril lavigne
triss: 9 to 5 by dolly parton
aiden: cotton eye joe rednex remix
eskel: gas pedal by sage the gemini
Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet
SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts
SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts
New Year, New Gifs Challenge Day 11: Parallels
Shrek + Film References
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
Workout For Daily Life
Diamond, FACET 2004, CUT 0424
IVE COME UP WITH A WAY TO IDENTIFY YOURSELVES AS EXTREMELY LOYAL FANS AS PERIDOT DID IN TONIGHTS EPISODE
USE THIS FORMAT TO GIVE YOU YOUR GEM IDENTITY
BIRTHSTONE YEAR OF BIRTH AS THE FACET DATE OF BIRTH AS THE CUT
FOR EXAMPLE, MINE IS AQUAMARINE, FACET 2001, CUT 0306
USE THIS INFORMATION TO SIGNIFY YOURSELF AS A LOYAL SU FAN
Let’s talk about it
The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous
How to tell a deaf dog it's time for a walk.
Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change
Wow...
stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis
there’s more lmao, unhinged bitty energy
I dont care how old I get- I am not going to remember which months have 30 days vs 31 days no matter what trick or learning method I'm presented with
you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: sure