I Can’t Stop Laughing At This

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

God dammit I tried so hard to avoid these posts, sorry to others in advance

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Conductor:Bruh, you got that gas money??

Me:Nigga we inna train

Conductor: NO YOU AINT!!

Me: NIGGA!!

You might as well do me a solid

The Smartphone

Headcanon that once, a muggleborn came to Hogwarts bringing her phone, wanting to show it to her friends. But she was disappointed when she discovered that technology went haywire inside the castle. Her friends were also disappointed, but they came up with an idea.

These wizards and witches started a new magazine for the students. On the pages were the games the muggleborn had described to them. There was a page for Among Us, another for Minecraft and also pages for their own version of Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and Tumblr, all bewitched so that they could be used by the owner. In honor of the muggleborn’s device, they named the magazine, “The Smartphone”.

The pureblood Slytherins pretended to loathe The Smartphone, but secretly they used it too. The professors also pretended to be annoyed with The Smartphone, claiming that it caused their students’ grades to drop, but they too owned it.

The muggleborn and her friends, the creators of The Smartphone ended up rich when a wizarding company bought their idea and sold it to the entire wizarding community. In just a few months, the wizards too now owned smartphones.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahaspler/there-are-over-700-harry-potter-characters-and-i

May Cash Gabby bring you all the blessings you deserve this year.

Hold up

Stop right there