That's... Today B:)

Me as a father 😂

colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like

Diamond, FACET 2004, CUT 0424

ATTENTION ALL STEVEN UNIVERSE FANS

IVE COME UP WITH A WAY TO IDENTIFY YOURSELVES AS EXTREMELY LOYAL FANS AS PERIDOT DID IN TONIGHTS EPISODE

USE THIS FORMAT TO GIVE YOU YOUR GEM IDENTITY

BIRTHSTONE YEAR OF BIRTH AS THE FACET DATE OF BIRTH AS THE CUT

FOR EXAMPLE, MINE IS AQUAMARINE, FACET 2001, CUT 0306

USE THIS INFORMATION TO SIGNIFY YOURSELF AS A LOYAL SU FAN

Pls I need this

if u reblog this in 45 seconds u will meet ur favorite musician(s). no matter what. they will be raised from the dead 4 u.

no one is allowed to not see this

*randomly says in normal conversation*

#schoolrelatable

What movie is this?

1 minute and 9 seconds of peak tv content 

BAHAHAHA!!!!!😂😂

everyone watch this please, you won’t regret it

And we go out in pure chaos, the most expensive dumb joke of all time…

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)