We-up-in-this-ish - Help?

*randomly says in normal conversation*

#schoolrelatable

I'm a little ashamed that I laughed at this

She would 😂

Luke, to Flynn: What does Julie look for in a partner?

Flynn, sick of his shit: A pulse, usually

Me as a father 😂

Like literally I find it so astonishing how everyone is not pan? Like not saying anything negative its just so interesting to me cuz like?? A pretty girl in a daisy pattern sundress and cupids bow lips?? A radical sexy skateboard dude with ripped jeans falling off his ass?? A cute lil nonbinary cinnamon roll with uncontrollable hair sitting in the library hiking their glasses up their button nose and freckles with their face pressed into a book? Breasts? No breasts? Flat tummies? Chubby tummies? Hips, no hips, like yo y'all are lovely af and I am glad I have a giant ocean to become infatuated with.

This is Superman.

Superman is a tiny tiny little rooster who unfortunately was a little bit stunted in the growth area when he was a little chick.   

Brother and sister, born at the exact same time.

He eventually caught up but by then the flock had basically bullied him so much for being tiny he’d been entirely ostracized and turned into a complete loner so now he has to live all by himself over with the cows, but he doesn’t care one bit because now he’s the leader of four big brown four legged chickens and honestly who can say that.

Also he’s super-cuddly.

It's just a flesh wound

Put some ice on it

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

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