Green is not a creative color.
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I'm using the power of my love for him to press the Reblog button
I love this
Remus: *starts glowing several different colors due to radiation*
Remus, nodding sagely: ah, yes. i seem to be detecting gay rights.
Inspiration
So I have this story idea where the protagonist kills themselves at the very beginning. Then there’s a funeral and it’s all really sad and everything and we meet their best friend who is really sad about it. Then the protagonist wakes up white light everywhere they’re in heaven and in front of them a whole bunch of angels are exchanging money. So they start cursing, because they lost. And then comes the ‘twist’ the protagonist is an angel too and so is their best friend and every other creature on earth. Angels can come and go between earth and heaven, but on earth they lose their memories and the memories come back when they die. And the protagonist had a bet who would survive the longest on earth and lost. And then a whole bunch of years later. The best friend dies of old age and comes back to heaven. And they get reunited and they cry and they talk and they laugh and they promise never to go back to earth. (They do it anyway centuries later, because they get bored.)
Please.
I’m just curious how many of us would want to watch it!
Please
when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters
There aren’t enough Anxceit fanfics
Please tell me I'm not alone
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More times than I should
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
I love how the second thing I see when I open tumblr are Deceit’s Snitties😂
my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like
Deceit
pal
your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits
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I needed this
I know a lot of people on this website are just getting their period or will be getting it soon so please share these tips that i wish I’d known when i was 14
- If you get blood on your panties, scrub it out with soap immediately before putting it in the wash to loosen the stain.
- wear your pad farther back when you are going to bed
- wear your pad farther forward if you are going to be walking around a lot
- DO NOT wear a tampon for more than 6-8 hours (wear pads to bed)
- don’t wear a tampon if you have no flow
- staying super hydrated helps with cramps
- other foods that help with cramps and soreness is bananas, kale, broccoli, pineapple, whole grains, and dark chocolate
- excess sugar can negatively effect your mood while PMSing
- use your period cramps as an excuse for being incapable of doing a task if that is the case (it is often too touchy of a topic to question further)
- Just remember that this happens to every girl and if you need pads or tampons, you can openly ask any female.
I do this to my baby sister on a daily
Deceit: *staring at Thomas*
Thomas *gasps*: Blink if you love me.
Deceit: *continues to stare*
Thomas: *blows air in Deceit's face*
Deceit: *blinks and bleps*
Thomas: He loves meeeee~
To many to count
Almost all fics
I’m dying from this I repeat DYING😂
do you ever just regret
I’m like 2 1/2 of these
Update: 5
reblog if you’re:
hella depressed
an under appreciated writer
a gif maker
a marvel stan only for the guys
still into twilight 8 years too late
scared of 13 year olds
addicted to tik tok
a vsco girl
on your period
into fanfics and blurbs
regretting the classes you chose to take
no one will know which
I haven’t watched it his movie since I was 7 and after seeing this I want to rewatch it over and over again💚
1. She is exclusively attracted to princes, despite having never met one.
She won’t even DANCE with boys at her party who aren’t princes despite thinking they’re good boys who would treat girls well (she advises the boy she doesn’t want to dance with to find someone eager to dance with him, rather than tell him to go home).
To me this comes across as her choosing “prince” as the ideal that she finds attractive solely because it’s theoretical, the imaginary Perfect Boy who doesn’t exist. This is common among young people who aren’t exposed to homosexuality but don’t feel attraction to people like they’re “supposed” to.
2. She’s never comfortable around Naveen, always thinking about things that have or could go wrong.
Part of this self-consciousness is obviously because he’s a fake, but even when she’s set for marriage and all her dreams are coming true she’s antsy and upset and lashes out at her dad while trying to over-please the fake Naveen.
She also glances nervously at the priest right before the pronunciation, as though still dwelling on things that could go wrong rather than her happy moment–and this is the scene in which she’s been the MOST visibly relaxed with the prince.
She’s realized something’s wrong with HER not feeling attracted to the prince, despite him being “perfect” for all intents and purposes, and she doesn’t know why that is.
3. She doesn’t kiss Naveen right away despite saying in the opening that she’d kiss 100 frogs if it meant becoming a real princess.
Tiana interrupts her sure but only AFTER she’s been counting and recounting Naveen’s story back to him. She’s stalling because she doesn’t want to lock herself into another marriage with someone she’s not attracted to.
4. She doesn’t actually want to marry a prince, she just wants to be a princess. When she’s proposed to she barely pays any attention to her rapidly-transforming, lying fiancee because she’s so enamored with the image of herself as royalty. She actually shoves him away.
5. She’s absolutely in love with Tiana and still doesn’t know it.
She compliments Tiana more than any man in the film. She respects all of Tiana’s life decisions even if she doesn’t even slightly understand them because of their different perspectives, supports her dream of a restaurant even if she doesn’t share it, and is willing to give up potential romance with a prince, the thing she has dreamed about all her life, at the drop of a hat to comfort a humiliated Tiana.
And then there’s this line.
Charlotte La Bouff is only actually willing to kiss a prince if it means her best friend Tiana’s dreams will all come true.
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
I mean look at that boy
This just gave me massive anxiety
Patton: I almost just drowned in the sink.
Logan: Patton, what the hell?!
Deceit: Imagine the headline that would make: local idiot drowns in sink.
Logan: How does one drown in a sink?
Patton: I filled it with water and my head got stuck under the faucet.
Logan: Patton, sweetheart, what the fuck.
Well sh*t, I’m scared to eat when someone else is paying
my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying
I know it’s late and I should be asleep right now but I’m wheezing😂
here’s the roceit thing i mentioned earlier
Italian
ÒwÓ
her hair and lips change to the color of your blog
T O B
“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”
Hh
I cringed so hard I dropped my phone😂 (I love him so much)
throwback lmfao
He’s the dark sides main bottom bitch😂
Reblog if you think Deceit is a bottom bitch boy
Like if you think he’s a dom