Your Cum Does Not Impress Me Dr Watson

does anyone want to play themes and motifs with me

my mental state this past week

its @tigers-zenith !

I may make an art blog..Ive been craving making pokemon oc’s so and I’d love to show them once done..

If I do I’ll reblog this with the user !! :3

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

hamlet (1623) - william shakespeare

"polonius, behind the arras: o i am slaying!"

The person I talk to most is myself, and honestly, I think we've started to hate each other.

ants

De Natura animalium, Cambrai ca. 1270

Douai, Bibliothèque municipale, ms. 711, fol. 24r

Adapted from Homer, The Iliad

// David Benioff, Troy

Hell yeah! Cousin time!!

HIGHLY recommend stealing a tumblr mutual for a day like hehe lemme drive you around and we can be silly all day and you’re stuck with me in my car :3

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.