Every Time I Do A Web Search, Right At The Top I Have AI Info Dumping On Me

12 Times Han Solo Used The Force Without Knowing It

Dear Disney, more brown girls with water affinities please I’m in love with them all 💖😌

"i grew up reading percy jackson", "i grew up reading harry potter" yeah ok but where are the people that grew up reading deltora quest i need to find my people

Sorry to disappoint you Marvel but alt!2012 is ours.

It’s the best timeline we fanfic authors could have possibly asked for:

Loki escapes with the Tesseract for parts unknown

Steve learns Bucky is alive two whole years ahead of schedule

Tony now has to rethink keeping the arc reactor in his chest and might get it removed much sooner

Thor, now without Loki, the Tesseract or even the Mind Stone, cannot return to Asgard empty handed, which means he will have no choice but to stay on Earth and bond with the other Avengers while they all search for him

Steve is supposedly loyal to HYDRA, which could lead to important information being slipped to him and speed up Bucky’s rescue

If JARVIS was still uploaded to Stark Tower and keeping tabs on everything like he always is in the IM movies, he more than likely has footage recorded of future!Tony sneaking into the tower and dressing up as a guard, future!Steve entering the tower while Loki is still in custody proving that he wasn’t just Loki in disguise, and Loki grabbing the Tesseract and gtfo'ing outta there

Bruce Banner now has a connection to the Ancient One that he doesn’t know about, and while I’m sure she’ll try to avoid him to preserve the timeline, with how much everything else is changing it’s anyone’s guess as to what happens next

Random street camera footage of two Hulks existing at the same time??? One acting as normal and the other being oddly unenthusiastic about ripping the aliens apart and smashing debris???

The Mind Stone is no longer in HYDRA’s possession, so they can’t use it to experiment on the Maximoffs

With the Loki series still on the horizon and our collective knowledge of what happens in the future movies, the story is now in our hands.

This is literally the timeline of our dreams. I don’t give a shit what the Russos or anyone else at Marvel says: this timeline belongs to the fandom and no one else.

Edit: @ everyone reblogging this and laughing in victory about Wanda being gone:

you’re not allowed here you asshole

just for that, here’s a solution:

Wanda and Pietro aren’t subjected to the power of the Mind Stone, which allows their natural mutant abilities (superspeed equivalent to Peter Maximoff’s time-defying stunts in the X-Men franchise for Pietro, and the ability to warp reality as she sees fit for Wanda) to actually appear naturally within them during a time of great stress for them both.

Bucky: I can kill someone with anything in this room.

Peter: weird flex, but okay

Bucky: Flexing is only one of the ways.

Peter: Wait, What? Can you show me? Mr. Stark come and see this!!!

Star Wars and things R2 calls people

I’ve noticed that A) R2 doesn’t get enough love in the universe - despite the fact that everyone loves him and B) people tend to agree he called Leia “shouty princess”

So enjoy R2’s name list for our favorite Star Wars people

Anakin: Master Ani or Sand-Man

Windu: Angry Bald Man

Yoda: Little Green Troll

Plo Koon: Jedi Dad

Obi-Wan: Mr. Pretty or Swooshy-Hair

C-3PO: (it’s not appropriate in any language to repeat)

Han: Nerf herder

Padmé: Smol Senator or Mistress Naberrie

Ahsoka: Orange Striped Child!

Rex: Buff Mandalorian

Cody: Protocol Man

Kit Fisto: Barnacle Boy!

Satine: Mrs. Pretty

Depa: Many Braids

Caleb/Kanan: Funny Hair

Palps: Prune Face

Bail Organa: Mr. Politics

R4: Red Brother!

Luke: Master Ani 2.0 or Smol Sand Boy

GOD star wars: the clone wars (2008-2014) was the absolute fucking BEST. u do absolutely not anymore buckwild than insane range of emotions that seven seasons can put u thru. obi-wan commits a war crime in the first episode. anakin drinks a space martini. a sixteen-year-old decapitates four men in a single second and it is literally never mentioned again. anakin, obi-wan, and mace windu find SPACE GODZILLA and the entire jedi order collectively drinks We Love Peta™ juice, decide not to kill it, bring it to the capital city, and it breaks out (ofc) and kills, like, a half million people. sheev just hangs out in padme’s office for six whole seasons being, i dunno, evil and absolutely not a single person catches on. there’s a blue guy in a dope-ass big hat who beats every single jedi’s ass and they still only call him, “that guy in the hat.” darth maul’s been living in a literal garbage dump with eight legs for the past ten years. anakin endorses state-sponsored terrorism. padme once contracted the black death. the jedi order tries to prosecute a twelve-year-old for war crimes. maul is forcibly murdered two (2) times over and still lives for some bananas fucking reason. whenever anakin does something mildly risky the darth vader theme plays. yoda asks anakin if they’re friends. the jedi order tries to prosecute a sixteen-year-old for war crimes. a cartoon made for twelve-year-olds has a four-episode arc about government oversight of international banking. this all happens in the range of three years. this show is absolutely fucking nuts.

One Piece Character Aesthetics ~ Luffy

My name is Monkey D. Luffy, 

and I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!

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