I Have Such Limited Sympathy For People Who Like Struggle With Being Too Skinny Or Staying Skinny I’m

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

wanted to contribute to tummy tuesday :3

Honestly, the sexual part of petplay is fun, but also like. It's nice in a non sexual way, too?

- Curling up at someone's feet

- Being doted on like a beloved pet

- Giving out absolute unabashed affection

- Head scratches

- ???

Or am I just touchstarved?

You bstards are lucky I'm a little drunk

So my brain is impared

But

I might want a little bit

To have the tall plant ladies take care of me

Likedont gemme wrong, their political system is still very concerning, but like

If i dont have to sign my right away

I dont mind being taken care of...

hhholyy ffuck,,,, i just had a girl over from grindr and she fucked the life out of me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 she kept calling me a good pup, was biting and scratching me all over, and eventually came in me jfjdjfjdjfjfjf,,,,,,, i think my brain has been rewired

Discord bot that randomly decides on times for users to go puppymode and be incapable of using any words that aren't bark arf or ruff and incapable of sending non-puppy non-heart emojis

Being a trans woman is great, but also sort of sucks, huh.

yeah it's pretty bad sometimes. but what are you gonna do, not be a trans woman? that's way worse

I wish someone would trigger me mid conversation. Not a full blown trance trigger. (altho that would be hot) But just enogh so that my mind is pulled too a stop and not knowing why. Like forgetting a Word out of the blue but its the entire thought process at the moment. Just minding my business chatting or texting with someone and a snap or a quick spiral that is deleted moments after. I've forgotten what I was talking about and needing too ask them? ''So this coffee place is really goo-.. *snap*'' ''What was I talking about? Oh yes! it feels sooo good too just sink into trance!!...'' Just having my entire conversations controlled without me knowing would be so hot!

sometimes i forget how many sexual concepts I associate with transbianism are also things that gay men do. like i heard a cis gay guy talk about frotting and was confused as to how he knew what that was. it feels like an intrinsically tgirl thing in my mind.