hypnotizing that tgirl until she finally admits that she’s actually really cute.
*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*
Discord bot that randomly decides on times for users to go puppymode and be incapable of using any words that aren't bark arf or ruff and incapable of sending non-puppy non-heart emojis
I have such limited sympathy for people who like struggle with being too skinny or staying skinny I’m sorry… like your worst fear is looking anything like me to the point you almost kill yourself and starve yourself over it. How am I supposed to think that’s remotely sympathetic lol you hate my guts
I want to be a floret that, if left alone for even 30 seconds, will end up in the most weird how did you get their places imaginable
how do we feel about oral injection
The "gifted boy who was praised for being self-sufficient and independent" to "girl with a mind control kink" pipeline is real
Honestly, the sexual part of petplay is fun, but also like. It's nice in a non sexual way, too?
- Curling up at someone's feet
- Being doted on like a beloved pet
- Giving out absolute unabashed affection
- Head scratches
- ???
Or am I just touchstarved?
if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally