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I'm so so so normal about the fact that Barbara says she Venmos Melissa a few dollars to say hello. I'm so so so normal about the fact that she brought up Venmoing Melissa before Venmoing Gerald. I'm so so so normal about the fact that Melissa gets a few dollars when Gerald only gets a penny. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
being a lesbian is so dumb. this girl once sent me a photo of a rat she found in a dumpster and i imagined kissing her in a botanical garden
Hey! I love you so much btw, you're my fav whump blogger I'm obsessed it's like you read my mind all the time. Anyways, I was hoping for maybe some pneumonia whump? Kinda starts as just a cough she brushes off but it just gets worse instead of better with fever and chills and such. A sprinkle of unrequited-maybe-requited femslash with other female character being absorbed and not noticing until it gets really bad and she feels super guilty, but whumpee doesn't want her to feel bad so is still trying to reassure and be fine even though she's really sick and a little heartbroken that the other didn't notice. Idk, tweak as you will, that's kinda a lot, just a thought.
YESSS okay here i go!!
what if we shake it up a little and have them separated by distance? maybe the whumpee has a cold when her friend/roommate/partner/whatever leaves for a trip, but the cold just keeps getting worse, but they can only communicate via Facetime? can she come back or does she have to call one of their other friends to help?
maybe caretaker doesn't notice that she's really sick until she spikes a super high fever? she's sitting/laying next to her and all of a sudden she's like "why am i sweating" and it turns out it's because whumpee is burning up.
maybe whumpee has been complaining about not feeling well, but they've been doing that since they came down with the cold that started this, so caretaker doesn't realize it's serious until she collapses from some combo of fever and not being able to breathe.
whumpee is needed for a mission (or a presentation or whatever) and even though she's complaining that she doesn't feel well, she's needed, so she goes anyway and ends up in really bad shape. caretaker feels horrible for making her come out in the first place.
whumpee calls caretaker in the middle of the night scared from a nightmare/fever hallucination and she comes right over because something is off. when she arrives, she realizes that she's so, so sick and she's had no one looking after her.
thank you so much for your kind words!! they really made my day <3
Petition for everyone to be a little nicer when someone misses a social cue. Sorry I caused a moment of awkwardness, but that does not make me a bad person who should be laughed at. I failed to process these terrible wacko society rules in the span of about half a second and react accordingly and now everyone thinks I'm 'weird' and 'off-color'. We're all just trying our best out here, the world sucks, have a little mercy.
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Ok but like, imagine if Grimm tried to turn back time on legacy day to stop Raven from refusing to sign, only for another student to end up rebelling each time. On the first time loop, He rewinds to an hour before legacy day and has the main snow white characters move to the back of the line with an excuse of saving the best for last or something of the sort. He assumes that since she’s a teen and everyone else will sign before her Raven will give into peer pressure and sign without a scene. But then halfway through Hunter, who wasn’t moved because he plays a more prevalent role in the red riding hood story, slams the Storybook of Legends shut and declares his unwillingness to live a life of violence and to live without the love of his life, thus causing the daughter of Cinderella who just signed the book to fling herself into his arms. Unexpected, but Grimm rationalizes that if he just moves Hunter to the back as well then it’ll all be fixed. Highschool relationships tend to be short, and legacy is more important after all. So on the second loop he moves all the snow white characters to the back, and sits in the crowd with the tension finally leaving his shoulders now that the main problem has been diffused. Except it hasn’t been diffused, because Briar Beauty watches her story play out in the book and in a fit of hysterics rips the binding in half once she sees a reflection of future self in the mirror, with tired eyes wearing clothes a century behind the time reminding her violently of her mother. And it just keeps happening. On one run through Cerise Hood tears her cloak off and reveals her true heritage as a wolf, causing pandemonium on the crowds. On another Darling Charming somehow takes a sword out of her long skirt, and severs her page from the book, declaring she refuses to be a damsel anymore. On one incredibly harrowing timeline everything was going fine until Kitty Cheshire refused to sign, giving him a nonchalant shrug and a taunt of “better rewind again” while her ever present smile haunted him. It gets to the point where he rewinds to a month prior to legacy day, spending that month keeping Ashlynn and Hunter away from each other, Bribing Kitty, separating Cerise and Ravens class schedule so that their friendship can’t form and pushing Darling to take on a damsels in distressing honors project with Apple in hopes his top student will rub off on her. In the end his efforts are fruitless however because somehow Apple is the one to rebel, apparently having fallen in love with Darling sometime in that month. just, the chaos if it all.
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Book's Narcissa hits different. I can't imagine there without being Helen. But when I was a kid, I pictured her as Nicole Kidman
I tried to improve the quality but ended up blowing out the eyelashes 🤡
this song SCREAMS raven to me. and i’m also just now realizing that i only ever edit raven but she just inspires me haha
One of my favorite parts of eah is that there is so much ship potential. Literally everywhere. You throw two names together, I'll have a list of headcanons on your desk by Monday.
My favorite part about being sapphic is when the things I love about other women become things I love about myself. One day I was tracing another woman’s stretch marks in a dim bedroom light. And then, seemingly by accident, I was doing it to myself in my bathroom mirror. I loved the feeling of a full hand of flesh when I grabbed a woman’s hips, and then mine didn’t need to be so skinny anymore. I looked at a woman’s lower stomach pudge and thought it was so soft and cute, then never wanted a flat stomach again. Loving women can be so healing when you come from a world that doesn’t.
Happy "the husband lesbian is a better husband than I was" anniversary!
Biden and Trump are so Giles and Milton coded, one is straight up speaking gibberish and the other one won’t stop lying, giggled when thought this.
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
I mean, you're obviously President Barack Obama, right?
well obviously
also can everyone stop stealing my shoelaces now >:(
/j
ngl this is the funniest procedural thing ive made in a while i saw https://genders.wtf/gauntlet/ and realized that the only way it could be better is if it went forever
kinda curious to see what ppl get
was in the shower and had the literal thought "fix-it fic is literally playing with barbies until you shape the narrative into something coherent" and tbh, that's kinda true for just fic writing and even original writing in general.
play with those barbies. make them kiss. make them kill each other. hurt them. comfort them.
smash those barbies together until you have a story you think is worth telling.
somedays you have to be a tortured poet
somedays you are working late because you’re a singer
somedays you gotta be an all american bitch
somedays you have to get it hot like papa john
the choice is yours
Me trying to explain to people I'm not a Swiftie literally sounds like a queer with Internalized Homophobia™️ lmao
"Yeah, I like her music and know all the lyrics to all of her songs and everything about her and oh my god her hair and her eyes and her vibe and just her, but that doesn't mean I'm a Swiftie!"
"I know all the Swifties think I'm a Swiftie too, but come on"
"But I like other music! Wait you're telling me that has nothing do with—"
i think all people should like the things i like so we can all talk about them together and also i have impeccable taste
anyways go read masters of death by olivie blake
in every mirandy fics where Andrea loves the way Miranda says her name... 🥹
I feel like the ouat universe is so messed up age gaps barely even matter in relationships except dear god don't you dare ship adult henry with any of the townspeople
S.G.E parallels with other fairytale shows/movies
Lady Tremaine + outfits
(insp.)