When I Was Doing My Homework, I Felt Something Soft Under My Feet. Thinking That It Was A Small Carpet,

When I was doing my homework, I felt something soft under my feet. Thinking that it was a small carpet, I continued doing homework. AND ONLY IN ONE HOUR I UNDERSTOOD THAT ACTUALLY I HAVE NO LITTLE CARPET. It was my cat. It didn't mind. I found real reason, what pets have been made for.

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Hey bestie may I request diluc,childe,zhongli,and venti having a bad nightmare over their s/o wanting to break up with them and when they wake up their s/o isn’t there but really they’re in another room or something if that makes sense!! Thank you 🤑

Hi bestie positively evil... i love it <3 nobody question why zhongli and the reader are married in all my headcanons thanks lmao

Pairings; (Seperate) Diluc, Childe, Zhongli, and Venti x reader

Warning(s); panic, nightmares, hurt/comfort, injury mention

Keep reading under the cut!

Diluc

Diluc wakes with a start, his brows furrowed as he takes a moment to arrange the events of his nightmare in his head

Both you and he had a particularly explosive argument after he had come back injured from a night protecting Mondstat 

You had left the winery after exclaiming that you refuse to date someone who has such a lack of regard for his own life. In the long run you’d be saving yourself from further heartbreak if he ended up dead on the front porch

Diluc wonders if dream you could be right...

The red-head finally notices the cold side of the bed you should be sleeping on. He more than remembers going to sleep with you

Panic sets in at the bottom of Dilucs stomach. He must be imagining things right? You’re probably just in the bathroom

A beat passes

Then three

No, you’re not in the bathroom. He would have heard you by now...

What if the dream was actually what had happened last night. A breath catches in the mans throat as he gets out of bed and throws a shirt on

If he couldn’t find you in his home has he truly lost you?

Diluc speedily walks through the halls of his home, checking the spare rooms, the study, the library, the living room, the dining room, the

Diluc opens the door to the kitchen his heart threatening to break out of his chest at the pace it’s beating when he finally spots you drinking a cup of tea, in your pajamas

Thank the archons it was just a dream

“Diluc, honey, are you okay?” you ask getting up from the table in the kitchen to your sweating, hyperventilating partner

Diluc says nothing but opts to hugging you, his head bowing to your chest as he breaths you in

“Diluc, you’re worrying me” you tell him returning his embrace and rubbing circles on his back

“You weren’t in bed” is all he offers to tell you. You don’t push him on the details of why he is so panicked

“I couldn’t sleep so I came down for a herbal tea” you explain kissing the man on his bed of fluffy hair “I have a cup left in the kettle, I can pour one out for you” you offer

“Please” he breathes, but doesn’t move to let you go from the embrace, you can stand to hold him and tell him sweet nothings for a little while. Tea can always be reheated

Childe

It would only be right, and he suspected as much. You had told him that because of what has recently transpired in Liyue you cannot find yourself to love a brutal harbinger

Maybe its for the best. Childe concludes not paying much attention to his weeping heart. Maybe, you’d be happier not to be under the constant eye and scrutiny of the Qixing, the Milleth, and the watchful eye of Childes own fatui informants

Without much pause form Childes last thought the man finds himself waking in his room, unsure if the dream was reality or his mind playing tricks on him, he feels your side of the bed and notices a distinct lack of warmth... and you

He cries

Childe curls himself up in a ball determined to not get caught by anyone showing such an extreme and out of character emotion, he let himself cry. He’s pretty sure he’s sobbing loudly but he doesn’t care. It’s just him in the house anyway. The one person that he doesn’t mind seeing such emotions has left him

That’s until he hears the distinct click of the bedroom door open “Oh my archon Childe, are you okay?” you ask quickly making your way to the side of his bed and placing a hand on his shoulder

The man looks up to you, he isn’t sure if you’re real 

“I thought-” he starts “I had a-” he tries to find his words without seeming like a crazed person “You weren’t-” 

“It’s okay babe, I’m right here. I’m not planning on going anywhere” you console “I just had an epiphany in my dream and I had to write it down” you add explaining your absence. Childe nods along 

“Stay” he tells you as you wipe the tears out of his eyes. You nod and hum

“Of course” you lay onto the bed and let Childe wrap himself around you

You hum him to sleep and whisper sweet nothings

Zhongli

‘I can’t love you anymore Zhongli, I feel obligated to come back to Liyue after every adventure, it’s starting to take a toll on me’

‘But our vows, [name] we made a contract at the altar’

‘To love each other, yes? Zhongli there’s no love left in this marriage, you sleep in the spare bedroom whenever I’m back, we sit in silence over dinner, I don’t think I’ve kissed you in months. The lack of love itself is the breach in the contract’

‘But I-’

‘Think about it, do you really feel the same love that you felt on the day we got married?’

‘[name]-’

Zhongli wakes up with a start, his heart beats a little fast for a second. The man convinces himself it’s just a dream he had, but the coldness of your side of the bed seems to speak otherwise

In all fairness, Zhongli should have rationalised his dream before he started wondering the house like a mad man. The only time he sleeps in the other bed is when you’ve suffered an extreme injury, dinners are often spent with jolly laughs and conversation. And Zhongli prides himself on the amount of affection he gives you around the house... and in the bedroom

But most things aren’t making sense in his head right now

“Zhongli my love” you call him upon noticing him in the hall. You had just come out of the bathroom after a midnight toilet break “Are you okay darling?” you ask placing a hand on his shoulder

The tenseness in Zhongli’s shoulders dissipate as soon as you initiate the touch

“I love you” he tells you, the declaration is out of nowhere to you. But you smile at him and embrace him

“And I love you too” you pause bringing up your hand baring the ring that sits on it “And this ring is a reminder of our vows and my unyielding love to you” you tell him with a smile

Zhongli chuckles at you and returns your hug “You seem to always know how to comfort me my dear”

“It’s because I’m a mind reader” you jest matching your spouses chuckle

Venti

Disappeared. So much so that the thousand winds could tell Venti that you were in fact not in Mondstat and had travelled to Liyue from the time Venti was playing music in the tavern to when he knocked for you early the next morning

The only trace you left was a letter. Unmistakeably written by your hand

‘Venti, writing this in a letter is much easier than saying this to your face. I am quite simply tired of your antics, no matter try to talk to you, you seem to always brush me off. Be it the nights you spend at the tavern, my general concern when you disappear for days at end just to tell me you were at the thousand winds temple, stormterrors lair, or windrise, no matter how much I tell you I checked all three. Being in a constant state of concern isn’t good for me, it’s emotionally draining and I’m terrified of finding you dead somewhere, despite your archon blood. By the time you read this I’ll be in Liyue where I’ll be staying with a friend for a while. Tell me I’m going somewhere you can’t follow, and I’ll tell you this is how I have felt many a night. I wish I could have kept loving you, [name]’

A harsh way to break up Venti admits to himself rereading the paper a few times before waking up

A dream?

Venti holds his chest, surely a dream couldn’t conjure such a horrific sinking feeling that makes him want to just vomit

Looking to your side of the bed for your comfort the sinking feeling intensifies when he doesn’t see you

So it wasn’t a dream? Venti doesn’t want to call on his kin, the thousand winds, again just to be told once more that you’re currently in Liyue sipping tea with this cousin you had mentioned in the letter 

The archon sits up in bed and takes deep breaths, he doesn’t want to explain to anybody that he had a panic attack over your horrific breakup letter, no no

After calming his breaths Venti steps out of bed with a shaky few steps before walking downstairs to engage in the typical breakout routine. Snacking. Maybe when you left you had elected to ignore some of the snacks you love to litter about your abode

When Venti walks in to the living room towards the kitchen he sees you nursing your head on the couch

“[name]?” he asks in almost disbelief

“Hm,” you answer before looking up to Venti “Oh hey love, sorry I’ve got a headache” you greet properly after a moment. Venti grins at you which causes you to tilt your head. Why is your headache so grin worthy? Weird...

“Would you like some paracetamol?” he asks walking beside you, you shake your head

“I just took some” you reply looking up at your partner “Though I’d love to rest my head on your thighs” you add. Venti more then obliges and settles down on the couch

“You know I had the strangest dream” Venti tells you after a prolonged amount of silence, you hum to let him know you’re listening “You left me” he says bluntly

Oh

Damn

You bring yourself up to Venti’s face with a smile and give him a kiss “I love you Venti, I wouldn’t leave you for even the prettiest lyre” you half console half jest

“That’s because the prettiest lyre is mine” Venti chuckles and you nod pressing another kiss to Venti’s lips

guys it’s 2.42am I’m so sorry if there’s grammatical errors, my brain isn’t catching up rn

6 years ago
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Dancing Ninjas.
Dancing Ninjas.
Dancing Ninjas.

Dancing ninjas.

7 years ago

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me: no

me inside: go go dateko

4 years ago

Seeing you get hit

Okay, so I really don’t know how to chill with my stories. I’ve always written them out so i’m still practicing the more condensed type of story - bare with me. 

If people like this one I have a few more story versions for some of the other characters I feel most comfortable writing about. I’ll post those sometime soon. 

Anyway - have a DILUC fic ;) 

Genre: sfw, a bit violent, angry Diluc**

character x GN reader

Synopsis:

*character* become progressively worried about you not returning back - as the hours tick by, they notice a commotion has started and as they check it out find you in distress. Quickly they head to where you were and, well, their reaction to seeing you being accosted by someone in the middle of the city, let’s just say they took matters into their own hands.

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3 years ago

Okie dokie, here’s an easy and soft request for your return. Drabbles for Xiao, Zhongli, and someone of your choosing with a reader who tends to think out loud. Normally it’s random, but while hanging out together, they accidentally confess when they thought they were thinking to themselves.

Like- “How do I ask him out..? Is this a good time?” Things like that, they’d just mutter out loud, unaware that the boys could hear them the entire time. Poor y/n straight up calling them cute and handsome, along with whatever compliment comes to mind. “Agh, why is he so cute.. god am i weird? He didn’t even do anything!!” So this would be a Friends to Lovers scenario <3

Drabbles — Genshin Impact.

Okie Dokie, Here’s An Easy And Soft Request For Your Return. Drabbles For Xiao, Zhongli, And Someone

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠‧₊› xiao, zhongli, diluc + albedo x gn reader.

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲‧₊› Reader has the tendency to think out loud about anything... even in front of the boys. Lucky they secretly love you...

𝐒𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞‧₊› fluff drabbles. tons of fluff. friends to lovers stuff. >:)

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬‧₊› a bit of swearing (literally just damn and shit.)

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞‧₊› wanted to add Albedo since its his birthday. happy birthday cute boy <3

Okie Dokie, Here’s An Easy And Soft Request For Your Return. Drabbles For Xiao, Zhongli, And Someone

Xiao.

Oh archons, the boy you loved with all your being was there, by your side. There is no one around but the two of you. It was already quite late, the stars were shining in the dark sky of Liyue, and you had nothing else to do after spending the whole day with each other.

“We can get some rest here before you come back home. You don't want to be too late, it can be dangerous.” Xiao commented as he sat down on the grass. You imitated his gesture, leaving a few inches of distance between you, although your hand were close to touching his.

“Thank you, although I know I have nothing to fear with you by my side.” you assured, glancing at him. He rested his gaze on you too for a few seconds, taking a deep breath. “Yes. Still... Forget it.” The boy gave up, now looking up at the shining stars.

And so, complete silence reigned in that place. Only the sound of some crickets disturbed the complete tranquility, but it was something pleasant anyway. And now is when all your thoughts crowd and the only thing you can hear is the voice of your mind.

You couldn't help but glance at the boy from time to time.

“He is so cute. If only I could make him see that he is not alone, that he has me and he will always have me. If only I had the courage to tell him and hold his hand at this very moment, I—”

Oh no, you were thinking out loud. You noticed when the boy in question tilted his head to face you. “Oh no. Xiao, I didn't mean—” For the second time, you are interrupted. This time from his voice, which was a confused whisper. “You should reconsider your words, y/n. I am not good for you.”

You sighed. You had screwed up to the bottom. Now you just have to listen to how he rejects you. But since you were talking, you would have to continue a little longer. “Is that so? So why are you still here, by my side?”

The adepti was silent at your question, which made him think as well. If he is supposed to be so dangerous, why is he there, next to you, watching the stars?

“You see? You are really... what keeps me safe.” You hid your face between your knees. You felt like you were going to explode with all these spontaneous statements. “I'm not good at these things,” he replied. Wait, where is the rejection that you were waiting for so long? Is this? “But I shall try for you. Since you want to hold my hand, you have my permission to do so when you feel the need.”

Does it mean the adepti is accepting you... your feelings?

You looked up a bit, still with quite a bit of shame on your face, to see how his gloved hand had the palm raised a few inches from the ground. Your shaking hand reached his, and his gentle grip seemed to soothe your heart, at least a little.

“It's hard for me to admit it, but I... feel good knowing that you feel this way. You have practically given yourself to me, so our bond cannot be destroyed. Now, let me hold your hand for a little longer. Your peace... I want to feel it until my last day, if you allow me.”

The feeling of relief floats in his chest like the lamps in the Lantern Rite, illuminating little by little with a faint splendor the darkness within him. Eventually, it will be fully enlightened and something new will be born inside his heart. A feeling that has nothing to do with suffering and pain, a feeling that evolves you and only you.

Zhongli.

Birds sang their various melodies as Zhongli accompanied you on the walk. The man shared his knowledge with you whenever he could, so you were almost always listening to his voice, talking about past stories from every place you go together.

But lately you couldn't help but wander into other kinds of thoughts when you were in his presence.

“And it's when both rocks broke apart, that's what originated this crack. The passage of water through it has caused a slight erosion which...” he recounted while observing the landscape and the aforementioned rocks. And you tried to listen to it, but you felt something inside. Something that did not let you hear clearly.

You looked at the man. His lips moved as he spoke the words he was saying, but it was as if it had become a soothing sound in the background. However, he believed with certainty that you were still listening, because your eyes did not leave his face, your eyes only admired him.

“Why is he so perfect?” the man was suddenly silent as you talked, and you didn't even notice. “And he's so gentle and careful about everything... If he knew how I feel about him, how much I love him, would moments like this cease to exist?...”

It's when Zhongli slightly tilted his head and genuinely smiled. Yes, he had been listening to you all this time. “Is that the reason you were so uneasy lately?”

You ran out of air in your lungs when you saw what just happened. Basically, you had declared your feelings for him. “You weren't supposed to listen to it. Shit, what have I done?” you cup your hands on your flushed cheeks as tears threaten to leak from your eyes. “I'm really sorry, I'm... I'm really sorry.”

You turned around, ready to walk away from what could be the most awkward moment of your entire life. But as soon as you turned around, a gentle grip made you look back over your shoulder.

“Yet again, I believe it's my turn to speak.” His smile softened his tone of voice a bit. Now that he had your attention back, he released his hold to bring his hand up to your shoulder. “Don't worry, it won't take long. You are free to leave after.”

You nod, thinking of the worst case scenario. A small breeze of wind made your hair flutter as he opened his mouth to speak. “I'm deeply in love with you.”

Diluc.

The tavern just opened, so it remained empty for now. In addition, Diluc allowed you to enter with him beforehand to prepare glasses, drinks, etc.

You sat in front of the bar while the boy was drying the last glass. You couldn't hear anything in there, all reminded silent.

Diluc noticed your incessant gaze on him. You had one of your hands resting on your cheek while you admired his work. Rather, his movements.

He meanwhile tried to focus on cleaning, but he couldn't help having an almost imperceptible blush on his face. Hell, why were you looking at him with such passion? He was just drying a damn glass.

Your thoughts started ringing out loud, you barely noticed. “You're so attractive. But who cares about that? I love you, I love you, I love you.”

Diluc dropped the glass from his hand unintentionally, but he managed to capture it before it hit and smashed on the ground, and that's when you realized you were thinking aloud. You covered your mouth out of inertia, but what's done is done. “Shit, sorry. Please forget this... please.”

Diluc's face was completely red now. His lips was slightly open, as if wanting to say something, but not a single word came out of his being. He closed his mouth, looking away. The man didn't know what to do or where to look. His heart was racing so fast.

After clearing his throat, he was able to give you a look. “I... may have feelings for you too.” Of course he has them! You drive him crazy.

Oop! First person entered the tavern. “But let's talk later, I don't think I can do my job well tonight with you... there, unreachable now in front of me...” he narrowed his eyes a little while looking at you, and then he centered on his client.

Wow, that escalated quickly. Diluc has waited so long for this moment that by this time he was completely hungry for you. You could see it on his eyes, that sometimes looked for you among people of the tavern.

“Just... hold on. Hold on until I can show you all I feel for you.”

Albedo.

Despite the cold of Dragonspine, Albedo's camp was warmly pleasant. That's right where he was waiting for you with a hot drink.

“Oh hello. I'm glad for your visit. Take this, it may take a while until you warm up.” he said with a small smile as he handed you the cup. “Thanks, you're very kind.”

You had a lovely afternoon together. You loved that boy more and more, you couldn't be more sure of your feelings for him.

“Usually it's not pleasing for me spending a lot of time with people. Seems like today is not the case.” Albedo admitted. He knew the time was coming when you would soon have to go home, and he didn't want the time to come.

You just smiled. Your head was spinning with a lot of thoughts about him and your love for the boy... in such a way that you began to speak out loud about what was going through your mind without realizing it.

“He makes me so happy...” Albedo hearing you speak in a low voice, he leaned a little closer to hear you. He was somewhat confused. “I love him so much...” Albedo looked away slowly, staring at the ground with a strange feeling in his heart and his face starting to heat up. He kept wondering if you meant him. “I wish I could tell you how attracted I feel to you... It's not even normal.”

Albedo glanced at you again, his cheeks a pale red. “Is all that true?”

“Eh?” your gaze fell on the boy's face, and that's when you realized that everything you thought, you were saying it out loud, so your face turned the same hue as Albedo's. “No... I don't know what I've been saying, forgive me...” your words were about to get messier everytime, so you just wanted to remind silent and leave the place.

“There is no need for you to feel bad.” the boy started. Even though he wanted to stay calm, he wouldn't stop playing with his own fingers. “I don't know much about these emotions, and yet I can safely say that you... uh... you...” his words sounded so calm at first that it was a surprise when he began to stammer. “I... I have feelings for you, too.” he finally blurted out, ending with a long sigh.

Was this a dream? You felt like you could fall at any point in printing. Everything had turned out very well, even if you weren't ready for it, and from the looks of it, neither was he.

You wanted to throw yourself into his arms and snuggle there, but you didn't want to scare him, already seemed quite nervous himself...

“Would you mind staying here tonight... keeping me company... until the sun rises tomorrow once again?”

5 years ago

Style - Park Seonghwa (3)

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i want to say that i have no idea where this is going, i just wanted to write about how beautiful seonghwa is and i got a bit carried away, i still hope you like it.

(next chapter is when things are going to start heating up)

enjoy!

———————

Choi Haru was your best friend.

She has been your best friend for the longest time, you could say you two grew together and you wouldn’t be lying.

She had been there through all the ups and downs life gave you and you were there for her as well.

You were there when her mom passed away and when park chaeryoung spread the rumor that she had herpes.

She was there when your parents got divorced and when your ex broke up with you.

Even if both of you came from different backgrounds, her being the daughter of an important Ceo and you being the daughter of a teacher, you still became inseparable.

You could tell each other everything and none of you would judge the other.

You were the best of friends, but that didn’t stop you from envying her.

You grew up knowing that her family had more money than yours, you knew while she would go to dreamy trips all around Europe and Latin America your family would have enough money to go to Jeju for a few weeks.

You grew up seeing how she always got the best presents you could only dream off, and whenever you went to her house your eyes would shine at the sight of her closet.

But you never envied that, the difference of money was never an issue for you especially cause she would never brag about anything, she has always been down to earth and even though she had many reasons for you to envy her, you never did.

Until you met park seonghwa.

That’s when you started to see the differences between the both of you, you started to see that while she looked like a supermodel you looked like a common next door girl.

You didn’t notice only how beautiful she was, you also noticed she was friendlier and more outgoing, while she was drenched in confidence you felt like a zero to the left.

But you tried to shake it off, she was your best friend, after all, you had promised each other nothing would come between the two of you, not even a guy.

“Hey y/n are you listening to me?” you turned to see Haru looking at you, you smiled and nodded “yeah sorry I just spaced out for a while” she chuckled and returned to her phone.

You looked at her questioningly “what?” you asked confused, she simply shrugged “nothing, I was just thinking about how a great matchmaker I am” you frowned “what?” she turned to you and pushed you slightly “you were totally thinking about hoongjoong”

Oh, Hoongjoong…

“Ugh I was not” she gasped “you totally were oh my god, you dont know how happy this makes me” she giggled excitedly, “oh my best friend and my favorite cousin this is amazing, i mean you have always been part of my family but now it’ll be like more official” “wait what?” “oh come on y/n you can’t tell me you aren’t in love with him”

Oh i totally could

“Haru we just started talking, he hasn’t even asked me out yet” “oh but he will, I’m so sure of that…oh look who is coming!” 

You looked up to see hoongjoong walking along with side seonghwa, they were laughing about something, their gorgeous smiles adorning their faces but the one that caught your attention (and your heart) was seonghwa’s.

You sighed to yourself feeling your heartache in your chest, how were you going to get over him when he was everywhere you looked?

“It’s your future boyfriend” haru sang next to you and you rolled your eyes.

For a minute you imagined that she was referring to the man of your dreams and not her cousin.

6 years ago
“Why?…”
“Why?…”
“Why?…”
“Why?…”
“Why?…”
“Why?…”
“Why?…”
“Why?…”

“Why?…”

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