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After Work

(ikr i suck at titles :D)

This was originally for @/favoniuscodex ‘s Diluc brainrot, but I also decided to post it here.

Masterlist(Genshin): [here]!

A Diluc x Reader.

Word Count: 716 words

Warning: Contains spoilers for Diluc’s identity

(vv photo belongs to me)

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happy mother’s day🌷

a/n: minors keep scrolling or else i'll hunt down ur dad and give him a blowjob <3 maybe ur grandpa too <3

thoma, who’s so in love with your pussy

he's perfectly happy with having either his face between your legs or his cock buried inches deep in you for hours on end. images of you underneath him consume his mind, and it has him throbbing in his pants throughout the workday.

no matter how hard thoma tries to focus on the task at hand, his mind keeps drifting off, daydreaming about how prettily you moan his name as he trails his tongue between your folds and sucks on your puffy clit, how sweetly your voice rings in his ears when you ask him to go faster when he’s thrusting in and out of you at an agonizingly slow pace, how you gush and keen when he gently curls his fingers, the pads of them gingerly brushing against that one squishy spot inside of you that has you seeing stars.

these thoughts of you and the sound of your voice ring inside his mind; it makes his head spin and his knees falter. it’s quite amusing, just how frequently ayaka's had to ask him whether he's okay from the way he has to catch his balance paired with the red hue that paints his cheeks and the sweat that makes his hair stick to the back of his neck.

thoma’s embarrassed by how often he finds himself visiting the bathroom at the kamisato estate, forehead leaning against the wall and trembling hand working at his boner, trying his best to emulate the feeling of your plush, velvety walls around him.

what shall he do with you today when he gets home from work?

should you expect his hot breath on your core? his tongue, lips, and fingers working in sync to make you spill your juices all over his face repeatedly throughout the night until you’re reduced to a sobbing, pleading mess beneath him?

maybe he’ll have you cum on his cock instead, rutting into you in a way that has you mewling out his name and clinging onto his bicep as if it were your lifeline, legs trembling pathetically around his waist as you feel his tip nudge the most sensitive bundle of nerves inside you.

or perhaps, if he’s not feeling too exhausted, he’d indulge you in both.

thoma has a lot to look forward to every day, but nothing beats coming home to your sweet, pretty pussy every night after a long day at work.

reblogs r appreciated! tnk u for reading ily ( ˶˘ ³˘(⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆)!

GOD DAMMIT HARU !

@ netflix

Lantern Rite Beauty

Includes: Diluc, Zhongli, Kayea, Childe                                      

Anthology Yo - I woke up with this thought in my head. Coming out with my feelings all out in the street. Reader x genshin boys | reader is not confident in their looks and struggles feeling attractive … Enjoyyyyy Warnings -> *SFW - kissing, touching* Okay so like, I wrote a lot ? … I hope it’s not too much … —- The time of the Lantern Rite is in full swing. The streets are covered in ribbons, hand crafted lanterns, and, of course, excited patrons waiting to try the most delicious food Liyue has to offer. The citizens of the city take this very seriously. Each one doing their part to help make the festival as beautiful, and generous as possible. This year, kids and adults, give their precious items to the Mingxiao Lantern in celebration and thanks to Skybracer. To say it’s lively is an understatement for sure. You on the other hand, well let’s just say you were having a hard time engaging in the festive mood. You sit next to the large vaneity fussing with your hair for the hundredth time,trying to get the perfect messy bun. You couldn’t even start on the hair ornaments until your hair was ready; that perfect mix of ‘high-style’ and ‘oh, I just threw my hair up.’ Except it wasn’t happening and you were starting to get frustrated with it and yourself. You decide to take a break from your hair and focus on your face. Carefully, you grab the face powder and apply it to your face before moving to decorate around your eyes. The mirror, which was designed to help only mocked you. ‘Do you think you should choose that color?’ ‘Nothing you do is going to cover that blemish.’ ‘It’s a good thing you are going at night, it’ll be harder to see what you look like.’ Don’t cry - don’t do it. The chiming clock pulls you back together. Only have an hour before it’s time to meet up with Amber. Below, the sounds of patrons excitedly rush towards the harbor, eager to make their Xiao lanterns and release their joys into the night sky. Looking back at yourself in the mirror you think, It’s not so bad. At least I don’t have to look at myself, before lifting yourself from your seat and grabbing the outfit Amber helped you pick out the day before.

With ten minutes to spare you gaze at yourself one last time in the vanity mirror. The room has gotten darker and you think if everyone could see you this way, shaded and not in direct light, they’d call you pretty. The dress fits just right and you feel a surge of confidence. At least you accept your body for what it is. In fact, you find this dress flattering in it’s own way - good job, Amber.

A knock at the door tells you it’s time to brave the streets of Liyue. Your heart quickens as you grab your belongings and greet the smiling Outrider at the door.

DILUC

ZHONGLI

KAEYA

CHILDE

1. Reaction to reader who has trust issues due to witnessing her dad's affairs! "When you fall in love with someone else, I hope you wouldn't feel the need to cheat to be with your beloved. Just tell me, and I'd be willing to let go. I want you to remain the same lovely you in my eyes. Please break my heart gently." Maybe the character didn't know about reader's family life so when they ask why suddenly say that she explains quite matter of factly (cont.)

break my heart gently.

summary. i’d be willing to let you go, my love. perhaps you did not want your heart to be broken and it possessed you to say such words.

characters. female! reader x childe , albedo , kazuha . (separate)

notes. this !!! THIS !!! i super duper loved writing this! it’s such a great heartbreaking yet beautiful idea i just had to write it. i do hope it’s up to your expectations!

“when you fall in love with someone else,” you speak softly, voice trembling with the weight in your words. glimmering eyes that shines with tears meets his, a shaky smile slipping on your lips.

“i hope you wouldn’t feel the need to cheat to be with your beloved.” you see his eyebrows furrow and his mouth open to retort, but you raise your hand to silence him. continuing on despite your heart cracking into million pieces.

“just tell me, okay? and i’d be willing to let you go.” your voice cracks, tears falling from your eyes. “i want you to remain the same lovely you in my eyes … so …” gaining the courage to meet his eyes, you let a heartbroken smile slip on your lips.

“please break my heart gently.”

CHILDE.

childe is someone who adores family and cares for everyone he loves. i think for the most part, he would be startled at what you just said.

he’d be very concerned, his once dead eyes shining with concern. he would think to himself if he ever did something to warrant such words from you.

when you explain what happened and why you feel like that, he can feel anger growing in his heart. he wants to talk to your father who made you feel like this and unable to love without fear.

do not worry, childe will reassure you that he will never cheat on you. he’ll never break your heart. though there will be tough times, childe will never resort to cheating.

ALBEDO.

albedo doesn’t understand much human emotions but he’s learned so much from you. happiness from small things, sadness from big things, genuine enjoyment and most importantly — love.

so when you blurt out such words, he’s really confused. did he do something? were you unhappy in your relationship with him? he knows he isn’t the best in expressing his love but he thought you knew he loved you.

when he finds out why you said such words, revealing to him your past and why you were so scared to fall in love with him. he would be so touched at first, that you took that leap of faith to be with him.

then he realizes the extent of your fears and your insecurities. he knows he isn’t the best at being a lover, but he assures you he won’t ever resort to such unforgivable methods.

KAZUHA.

kazuha is someone who is always straightforward. he doesn’t beat around the bush for the most part. when he hears your words, kazuha doesn’t waste time asking you what happened.

i think for him, loyalty is one of his most treasured traits. he, at first, thinks that he did something to cause a misunderstanding. when he learns what happened, kazuha would soothe you with his voice.

he won’t waste comforting you and reassuring you. he’ll tell you that you are his muse, his inspiration, his beloved and his one and only, no matter how cheesy.

though it does not sate your insecurities almost immediately, the happiness in your eyes is enough to make him smile. he’ll do anything to make you believe in love again.

Nightmares

Word Count: 311

Warnings: Fluff

Pairing: San x Reader

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A/N: This was my gift to my sunshine @san–shine​. I decided to post it.

You woke up, sweat dripping from your face. The same nightmares were still haunting you. Which was strange because you really liked your boyfriend’s snakes. But you were having nightmares about snakes for a while. Sighing, you decided to make your way towards the kitchen to drink some water. Without making any sound (because your boyfriend San was sleeping) you got out of the bed. You passed the snakes quickly. While opening the fridge something touched your ankle. It startled you and caused your breath to stuck in your lungs. You looked down and saw Shiber.

“*sigh* You scared me, buddy.”

You caressed behind his ears.

“Couldn’t sleep too?”

He barked. You brought your index finger to your lips and hushed him.

“San is still sleeping.”

After giving him his water, you leaned to the kitchen corner and took a sip from your glass. Fingers wrapped around you made you jump for the second time.

“Jeez, you scared me!”

He leaned his head on your shoulder and you put your hands on his.

“Why are you awake?”

You asked and he spoke with a sleepy voice.

“You weren’t by my side.”

A giggle escaped from your mouth.

“Sorry baby.”

He tightened his arms around you.

“Nightmares again?”

You tried to deny but couldn’t find the right words so you ended up nodding.

“Should I give them to a friend?” “NO! I love them. It’s just- I don’t know.”

He turned you around and leaned your head to his chest then started to pat your back.

“Shh baby, it’s okay. Just wake me up next time okay? We can solve this.”

His sweet voice made you feel relaxed and you lowered your shoulders.

“Okay.”

He smiled, tucked your hair behind your ear and held your hand. He didn’t forget to give you a peck on your lips.

“I’ll always be here sunshine.”

Bluff (M)

Contains: Park Seonghwa x (f) reader, adult language, mentions of alcohol, smut, exhibitionism, heavy foreplay, dirty talk, teasing, marking, explicit depictions of sex, unprotected sex, bondage, begging kink, oral sex (male receiving), overstimulation, switch!Seonghwa, switch!reader (honestly inexperienced dom, very experienced sub), fuckboy!Seonghwa, mentions of previous lovers Hongjoong and Yeosang, college!au, nonidol!au

Synopsis: Seonghwa has always bragged about what he was able to do in the bedroom; describing his favorite positions, imitating moans and groans from his female partners, and even reenacting the events of the night in hopes of convincing a girl to come home with him. But you see right through his cocky grin and it’s time to call his bluff.

Author’s Note: This is easily the longest smut I’ve written (over 5k words) because Seonghwa has that kind of effect on me. AND HE’S NOT EVEN MY BIAS FROM ATEEZ. Like what the hell?! Also, this is NOT part of the Welcome to Wonderland series, I just had to write this. Enjoy!

“Oh my god, Park Seonghwa is so fucking hot,” Your friend swooned as she was staring across the room at the man in question, ultimately having her knees buckle whenever he locked eyes with her. She made it very clear to you on multiple occasions that she would do anything to be underneath Seonghwa at some point, while you made it very clear that you didn’t want to hear any of the details of her fantasies. To be quite frank, you kind of hated Seonghwa and how he carried himself.

You followed your friend’s eyes to see Seonghwa sipping languidly on his solo cup while hanging out with his posse and talking up a group of very eager girls. You could tell that the blonde bimbos were Seonghwa’s type by the overall appearance of the girls flocking him. Rolling your eyes when his eyes met yours from across the room for a split second, you scoffed and responded to your friend’s lust filled outburst, “Seonghwa isn’t that hot. I’d honestly prefer San or Yunho over Seonghwa any day.”

The look on your friend’s face made it seem like you just insulted her grand ancestors as she dramatically pressed her hand to her chest, making a dramatic scoffing noise as she stared at you, “Are you saying that you wouldn’t let Seonghwa fuck you silly if you had the chance? That’s blasphemy! Every girl in this place would kill to be under Seonghwa for even a minute.”

Again, you rolled your eyes at you friend and shot her a glare that screamed don’t push it as you sipped on your alcoholic beverage, trying your best to ignore Seonghwa’s all but innocent stares direct your way. Everything you said was true though. You would rather go for San or Yunho, hell, you would even take Wooyoung over Seonghwa strictly because the aforementioned boys didn’t act like stuck up, entitled pricks every time they bedded a woman. They were actually gentleman about it, something you had heard from a couple of your female colleagues around campus. But for some ungodly reason, everyone flocked to Seonghwa and his pompous attitude.

Seonghwa was the kind of person who viewed women as objects during his sexcapades, never giving a shit about how the women felt after he took what he wanted of them. He refused to speak to them any time after, never hung around the same girl for too long in fears of rumors circulating that he was dating the poor girl, and even went as far as to send a nude of a girl around campus. Normally, someone would get into some serious legal trouble over that kind of stuff, but not Park Seonghwa. He was untouchable, and you absolutely despised it.

That’s when you came up with an idea that was virtually fool-proof, even Seonghwa couldn’t fuck it up with his overwhelming stupidity. Immediately, your frame straightened as you glanced at your friend, thinking of all the elements of your plan as you carried them out simultaneously, “Tell you what, I’ll go after Seonghwa just to prove to you one, how easy it is to get with him, and two, how to strip him of his pride. It’s about time someone took him down a couple notches.”

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