I Spent All Of Easter With My Cock Buried To The Hilt In My Kermit Plushie's Tender Hole... Now I Awaken

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

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today i realised i have an ugly ass soup strainer mustache and while facial hair growth is awesome! i do look like im on a watchlist

my girlfriend is the concept of things fitting perfectly in a little box. thats her. i love her. wow, that box was really made for these misc items. wow.

My three girlfriends. Yes, they smoke weed.

this computer is sexy i need her

Apple iMac G3 + keyboard (upside down), both in Strawberry with an Apple Pro Mouse 2000

i would live in that dumpster

2007

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