Why lie? I’m just here for the tea. Also the incognito persona of a USA Today bestselling author. But we don't talk about that here...
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And I’m HERE FOR IT. #scandoval #teamariana #vpr
Lala and James are the new Statler and Waldorf
Hooray for besties and new books! Check out my boo @emmashouldbewriting
Um, hi tumblr
The book gods shone on me today and this pretty little thing published in two hours, so... maybe you want to read it? Which you can do for FREE if you have a Kindle Unlimited subscription. There's a fake relationship, *gasp* only one bed, an arsehole bird, and lots of swoony yet snarky banter.
Universal Amazon link: https://geni.us/TheProbWithPretending
Argh! 🏴☠️
am scared
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He did ok a mini pig but not a house chicken.
Capybara made his day
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My 19yo cat passed this week and I told my husband I’m not ready for another cat. How do you think he’d feel about a capybara?
Capybara made his day
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My booo wrote another fantastic read!!!!
HELLO TUMBLR PLEASE LOOK AT MY NEW BOOK OVER OK THANK YOU
It's releasing on May 16th and please enjoy this convenient image that sells it to you so I don't have to.
edit: it occurs to me the blurb might be useful so here:
Literally colliding with the hottest guy in the world and agreeing to be his date to his sister’s wedding? Done… for some reason.
Finding out he’s actually an aristocrat and will one day inherit an ancient Scottish dukedom and castle? Yep, that’s a surprise.
Sharing a bed with him at said castle because his family thinks I’m his girlfriend? Okay, I’m sure I’ll survive. Even if he does make my heart pitter-patter and my lady bits—uh, never mind.
Dealing with his family feud, his bridezilla sister, and his grandma’s gobby cockatiel who fancies himself the castle alarm system? It’s… well, it’s… something.
Oh, and a snowstorm, keeping my real identity a secret, trying to figure out where the heck I know the Glenroch family from, and why his mum keeps looking at me weirdly?
Yeah, that I’ll need some help with…
@emmashouldbewriting the cow is next for sure…
Feeding hungry bois
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What heaven must look like…
Feeding hungry bois
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You guys have absolutely been the sweetest things about my new cover today 😭😭 thank you so much for being so nice and excited!!!! You've made me so happy 🥹
So here's my favourite line from Granny 🥹🫶
Eeeep!!!
Dearest Reader,
Do you have a question about Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story? The cast may have answers!
Submit your questions here, and come back for Answer Time on the 10th of May at 12pm PT / 3pm ET.
um, hi tumblr, i have a free book you can read for free
if you like mysteries and nsfw kissing and snark → https://geni.us/SDD1Sx
I love her. Solid advice.
You better love what you see, a message from the Critics Choice Award winner.
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For real. 🤣
For those of us that stopped writing for a while, what brought you back?
This book is so fun! Check out my bestie!!!
If you're into audiobooks, I have one for you today: BIG DUKE ENERGY written by me and narrated by my British dream team, Shakira Shute and Will Watt is now available! Trust me when I say they are perfection narrating my commitment-phobe duke, Max, and romance novelist Ellie. Plus the goats and escape artist Sir Winston Purrchill the Maine Coon.
Audible: https://geni.us/BDEaudio
Trick or treat
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Been there. 😂😂
And he has no regrets
Feeling cute. Might delete later. I’m not. I wrote a book. It’s dark and twisty. I hope you like it too.
heyyyy tumblr!!! one of my best friends has a new book out today! KING OF LIES is a royal romantic suspense and you'll love it!