Little Miss Cant Listen To A Single Song Without Making It About Dead Gay Wizards From The 70s

you wanna know which marauders era rarepair i fuck with? remus and evan. i genuinely think they'd be such an interesting pair to further explore yknow (also what would their ship name be. moonrose? rosewolf?)

travis looking at shauna like “hm i wonder if i could get her in the pit too” 😭

i am such a sucker for moonwater (platonic), and i just overall love reggie and remus’ friendship. I NEED, like NEED, a fic where remus and regulus are friends during the prank, and after all the shit goes down reggie and the slytherin skittles basically recruit him. while remus is hurt and feeling alone after sirius’ betrayal, he makes friends with the slytherins and ahandndhvabahd idk . i feel like that would be such fun idea

i can just imagine remus standing there very awkwardly while all the skittles look him over and judge him before eventually accepting him because they trust regs judgement

IF ANY FICS LIKE THIS EXIST, PLEASE GIVE ME UR RECS !! (if they don’t, somebody talented get writing)

Professor reg would be so funny

Like imagine he takes the position of runes professor in Harry's 3rd year and it's just like

Student 1: hey, do you think it's true that the professor's whole family is crazy?

Student 2: I mean his older brother is on the run from Azkaban and his cousin is insane so...probably

Regulus: Mr Arnold, 10 points from Hufflepuff for not being able to whisper.

The class: 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍‍♂️

Regulus: Any other comments? Wonderful, let's begin.

you know regulus because of "slytherin boys react..."

i know regulus because "I would do it all again, you know. I would relive every miserable moment of my miserable life just for the chance to be yours."

we are not the same

lesson 101: be extra fuckety cautious next time when you're attaching certain people to beautiful songs.

here to promote my airbuds… looking for more friends on there !

i mostly listen to bowie and britney spears, but you’ll also catch me listening to other 90s pop and 70s rock (:

add me if you like similar music or are just looking for more moots on there !!

you don't understand, sirius is almost disgustingly gay. but not in a femboy way, in a 70s gay club leather kink way. by the time sirius comes to terms with his queerness & begins to accept himself, the f-slur becomes his favourite self-description. young sirius jumps around dark clubs bare chested and bejeweled, showing off his carefully sculpted muscles. old sirius lounges around his dead parents' townhouse in nothing but a fur coat.

‘i’m so tired’

‘but you didn’t do anything all day.’

i really hope you get tortured and die miserably.

ahem just saw a moonrose (remus/evan) post for the first time and i fear i’m hooked