Sirius: Do You Want To Shag? As Friends?

furthering the “lily evans is competitive af when it comes to board games and academics” agenda

here lies lia… death by the tinglies

english or spanish :devil smirk:

Purple fries :devil smirk"

Prongstail 😞

quite possibly my favorite thing about the who and their band dynamic was that nobody ever knew what pete was talking about. they just let him yap and nodded every once in a while.

keith moon and john entwistle are my version of john lennon and paul mccartney

little miss cant listen to a single song without making it about dead gay wizards from the 70s

“sirius was canonically masculine! stop making him so effeminate!” literally him:

James once lost his glasses and when he went to kiss his beautiful boyfriend he ended up kissing said boyfriend's brother. Remus was extremely nonchalant, Sirius was freaking out ("Moony I promise it meant NOTHING" "Pads I fucking know") and Regulus almost murdered both James and his brother. He also refused to kiss James until he brushed his teeth for 5 minutes straight while he was staring daggers at him, because "I'm not kissing lips that have previously KISSED MY BROTHER that's basically an indirect kiss and this family isnt about the incest anymore". James almost cried

James Potter’s greatest achievement wasn’t anything to do with Quidditch. It was making Lily Evans laugh so hard she snorted.