Guys 

Reasons why people hate the Cookie Run fandom

(note: this post is not meant to be taken entirely seriously and thus there’s no need to get mad about anything here or start discourse, I’m merely having fun)

Making a canonically pale (not necessarily white) cookie black as night is perfectly fine but god forbid you draw a dark cookie one shade lighter for lighting purposes

”Purple Yam is a racist caricature (even though he’s just a barbarian)”

“Milk is a Nazi and/or crusader (even though those are plus signs and not crosses and he’s clearly a healer)”

“Devsis supports whitewashing and whitewashed Mint Choco in art (even though the art had him closer to the sun therefore because of lighting he would be depicted slightly lighter and he isn’t drawn completely white which is what actual whitewashing is)”

“Aloe is abusive (even though he was just trying to save his friend from dying and, while he may have made some mistakes in the process, isn’t a horrible abusive monster just for not explaining something, who knows he might’ve actually explained it but the memory chips didn’t record it)”

“Devsis erases all of their nonbinary characters (even though said “nb” characters were actually unspecified AKA unknown genders and thus nothing was changed except for the fact that we know the characters’ genders now)”

“Devsis makes all of their nb characters robots or aliens (even though said characters don’t have known genders and the only people putting these labels on them is myself)”

yourfaveisdevsisphobic

Seriously why does that blog exist

If you’re gonna be angry at Devsis at least make it for valid reasons instead of the quotes I have listed above

Any male cookie exists? Congrats he’s nb or a he/him lesbian now because we’re Tumblr and we hate men!

Remember what happened with Millennial Tree? Yeah we clearly didn’t learn shit because we’re doing the same shit with Plum right now

“Oh dear I mistakenly saw this male cookie as a female, instead of accepting my mistake I’m going to call him a he/him lesbian or nb or trans or even say horrid things about him and call him slurs for daring to make me look like a fool”

“Every cookie is gay and trans because I said so and if you don’t listen to my headcanon you’re a homophobe and transphobe”

“This ship is “heavily implied” to be canon and if you start discourse about it or say it’s not canon then you’re [insert buzzword here]”

“This ship is problematic even though it’s not incest or pedophilia because I said so and if you ship it you’re supporting abuse”

“I’m making up problems with the game and scrambling to find any reason to create conflict because I’m an attention seeker and want to find something bad that I can yell about and know that I have dozens of people supporting me because they’re just as brainwashed as I am, plus I like partaking in cancel culture and garnering woke points from the people around me so I can feel superior to people who actually have logic, anyone who disagrees with me deserves death but don’t worry it’s okay to wish death on these people because they disagree with you and that clearly means they’re Nazis/TERFs/pedos/LGBTphobes/etc!”

Feel free to add on y’all

I have this comic in my gallery for so long but I finally finished it! Based on a tweet I saw long time ago

Zhongli sensei only have eyes for one fatui?

the fact that before traumatizing gihun further, both sangwoo and inho said "im sorry" to him

The Duality of Monsterfucking

我買到了~~

Prince Series Yuri real??

PRINCE SERIES SAPPHICS🔛🔝 Princess Neelam and Princess Han (yes I cut her hair short because screw THAT storyline)

Also bonus prince Dhaluu sketch (I can’t draw guys)

Lost between solitude and emptiness, walking aimlessly. 

oc doodle